This Is The Most Unhinged Way To Reintroduce Brennan To The Fireside Chat And You Know What. I Don't

"Bake for 10 - 12 minutes" is obviously code for "bake for exactly 11 minutes."

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

Yes, this is the true ending 🌱

The _deeeply_ demi experience of wanting a partner but not being able to bring yourself to go on a date with a near stranger

The "Jawbone is invincible" bit is hilarious, but it does make me worried that Brennan is setting us up for a Baldur-esque tragedy. (That's Baldur from Norse mythology, not Baldur's Gate.) Throwing spears at your local werewolf guidance counselor is all fun and games until one of those spears is secretly tipped with silver....

Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

Saturn running because he's late to school with his son in his mouth

Sometimes I just be drawing stuff and it makes sense in my head but take some dungeon meshi shrek(?)

Thinking about 5e evasion and its utterly bizarre consequences.

Take the Fire Breath of an adult red dragon:

"The dragon exhales fire in a 60-foot cone. Each creature in that area must make a DC 21 Dexterity saving throw, taking 63 (18d6) fire damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one."

Now, let's modify it slightly by removing that last part:

"The dragon exhales fire in a 60-foot cone. Each creature in that area must make a DC 21 Dexterity saving throw, taking 63 (18d6) fire damage on a failed save."

Which of these does more damage, on average, to a high-level monk/rogue (one with evasion)? If you said the former, congratulations, you made the reasonable choice. You'd also be wrong: the monk/rogue takes twice as much damage from the modified ability.

Anyway, it bothers me.

I really hope the new Solomon we get in Eastward Octopia is just the DLC's version of Tom Nook. No grand scheme, just trading murder for capitalism.