So Apparently Some People New To Tumblr Think A Repost And A Reblog Are The Same Thing, So When They

everytime there are nude breasts on the tv i unsheath my blade and use my lightspeed kata technique to expertly deflect the images before they can reach my eyes

the contrast between these two conclusions genuinely astounds me.

hey why the fuck does Enoch look more like Hugo than The Batter?

they probably used to get into debates/arguments/discussions about horror movies all the time at school and Billy & Stu decided “it’s not worth the risk, we might repeat something we’ve said before that could give us away, and he’d know all the answers anyways”

billy and stu never called randy in scream because they knew he’d answer every fucking question they asked him right

he was too goddamn strong and those cowards knew it

The Dublin spire isn't a bad looking landmark per se but why does it look like it was specifically designed to pop blimps

everything i learn about transformers is against my will

i have approximate knowledge of MANY things.

i know that god quit his day job to pursue a career in therapy.

i know that god is a twink.

i do NOT know what type of vehicle god turns into but i know its gotta be good.

legitimately thought “haven’t annoyed my transformers mutuals in a while” and was in the middle of typing a post when i got a discord notif from one of them and stopped in my tracks. that was an act of god.

is anyone else in ohio satanic and chained up or is it just me and this guy who keeps howling