Legitimately Thought “haven’t Annoyed My Transformers Mutuals In A While” And Was In The Middle

Help, clown weezer

a lot of hitchhiking horror stories have the creepy driver but i wish there were more creepy hitchhiker stories. like obviously there's ghost hitchhikers and such but i'm talking about just some guy you pick up who's so thoroughly weird and unsettling to be in a moving vehicle with.

no offense to Socrates and Plato n all of them but I would’ve figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

anyone else been letting the days go by? letting the water hold you down?