literally nobody:
Alex Hirsch: i don’t work for Disney anymore so now i can say fuck and get political on twitter
I mean, it's not that far off his Phantom-Blood cape from that London scene. The one with all the feathers?
Mudad AU where Dio shows up to all of Gio’s school events and parent/teacher meetings dressed like this:
scared to go to film school because what if slenderman is there (in my student film)
guy who never gets out of bed before noon: the day goes by so fast i have no time wtf
The Batter: it’s called purification, sweetie, look it up ☺️💕 💅 💅
me, sobbing: no- no it absolutely isn’t you dumbass– you cretin- you absolute buffoon you dumbass stinky baseball man that’s MURDER