The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black- Family Dinner Headcannons
Ridiculously fancy for no reason
Leggit they are just impressing themselves
Regulus quietly asking for the bread ten times but no one hears him
Sirius finally hearing him and throwing a roll at his head
Walburga loses her mind
Sirius tripping Bellatrix as she walks in with a plate of food
Sirius always saves a seat for Andromeda. But he needs to be dramatic about it. He folds a piece of parchment and writes reserved for Andromeda Black in his best cursive before placing it on her chair
Narcissa checking her reflection in the spoons and glasses
Sirius nonchalantly moaning while eating: “Ohhh yesss..yes that is sooo good..ohhh”
The infamous Walburga Black SQUINT (thanks @the-theatre-baby)
Reggie smirking to himself and trying not to laugh
Narcissa and Regulus playing footsies under the table
Andromeda and Sirius kicking each other under the table
Andromeda slamming her heel into Sirius’ foot when he’s acting out
Sirius tucking his napkin into his shirt to use it as a bib
Walburga GLARING at him
Sirius smiling and giving her a little wave
“We need napkins. Or towels-” Sirius: They’re all in Bellatrix’s room
Narcissa trying not to fall asleep
Bellatrix being very aggressive while cutting her meat
Alphard drinking a whole bottle of wine
don't talk to me i'm thinking about dog statues turned golden by all the hands that pet them
A collection of stuff that make me crack up laughing because the whole world is miserable and people need to laugh: (feel free to add some of your own)
If anyone ever wants a good smile during this trying time...
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This is bloody adorable
ok so you know that soulmate au that u reblogged a few days ago where ur soulmate’s name is written somewhere on your body? but it happens on the canon pjoverse and like chiron is percy’s teacher and he realizes percy is talking to annabeth etc etc you know which one I mean right? well if you wrote that one I would die pretty please w sugar on top :)
So here’s the thing. Bia sent this to me A YEAR AGO (this is how we became pals!! she messages me abt it too!!) and I started it and never finished. BUT feeling chaotic so here is what I have.
Also I don’t remember the initial post this is based off of so if it was your post lmk!
also on ao3
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When he was seven, there was a crippling carving into his wrist like someone was outlining his veins with a steak knife.
Well, that was a little dramatic, it was really just a sharp, neat tingling. Heart pounding, he pulled up his sweatshirt sleeve to see the word “hammer” written in black with a check mark next to it.
“Mom?” Percy screamed, eyes widening.
The tinging continued, “hammer” soon followed by “snack” and then “hairbrush.” The word “snack” was checked, but after a beat the word “hairbrush” was crossed out.
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Day 1 of quarantine.
Update: I’m already going insane.
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james- making promises, adventures, curiosity, humble, infectious laugh, down to earth, the smell of grass, singing off key, sunsets, paint on clothing, and bravery.
sirius- loud music, summer nights, rosy cheeks, storytelling, clumsiness, persistence, vinyl records, tickle fights, leather jackets, animated hand gestures, dancing in the rain, and loyalty.
remus- wandering through forests, the smell of vanilla, poetry, forgiving, long hugs, freshly baked cookies, soft smiles, sarcasm, leather bound books, typewriters, and courage.
peter- traitorous,
this little baby girl's power....truly unmatched
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