Jazz-inserttrumpetsolo - I Wish I Was Sleeping

Headcannon: James Potter was an excellent dancer. He was a pureblood who would have learnt all the traditional wizarding dancers etc.

…Therefore, Harry’s terrible dancing genes came from his mother.

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this photo set was an adventure and i need it on my blog. permanently.

Sirius: Bitches be like, “you’re mine”

Sirius: First off, I’m on probation so I belong to the state

The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black- Family Dinner Headcannons

Ridiculously fancy for no reason

Leggit they are just impressing themselves

Regulus quietly asking for the bread ten times but no one hears him

Sirius finally hearing him and throwing a roll at his head

Walburga loses her mind

Sirius tripping Bellatrix as she walks in with a plate of food

Sirius always saves a seat for Andromeda. But he needs to be dramatic about it. He folds a piece of parchment and writes reserved for Andromeda Black in his best cursive before placing it on her chair

Narcissa checking her reflection in the spoons and glasses

Sirius nonchalantly moaning while eating: “Ohhh yesss..yes that is sooo good..ohhh”

The infamous Walburga Black SQUINT (thanks @the-theatre-baby)

Reggie smirking to himself and trying not to laugh

Narcissa and Regulus playing footsies under the table

Andromeda and Sirius kicking each other under the table

Andromeda slamming her heel into Sirius’ foot when he’s acting out

Sirius tucking his napkin into his shirt to use it as a bib

Walburga GLARING at him

Sirius smiling and giving her a little wave

“We need napkins. Or towels-” Sirius: They’re all in Bellatrix’s room

Narcissa trying not to fall asleep

Bellatrix being very aggressive while cutting her meat

Alphard drinking a whole bottle of wine

Piper: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, thou shalt see that it is barren!

Sirius: When you’ve been around as long as I have, you develop a thick skin.

James: Navy blue is not your colour.

Sirius: Navy blue brings out my eyes, you PRICK!