Jazz-inserttrumpetsolo - I Wish I Was Sleeping

do most people on mobile tumblr know you can hold down the reblog button to fast reblog a post to your blog? you know you can reblog things with one click right? please please reblog things if you enjoy them, lack of exposure is killing content creators on this site 

This have been done a houndred thousand times but.. I wanted to do it too 😃  

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

How many times Minerva McGonagall had listened to the distant footsteps echoing in the long hallways of the castle after the curfew, how many times she had failed to catch them, how many times she resisted giving them detention after lecturing them, how many hilarious pranks she had seen and faked her disappointment, how many times she had looked at the happy faces of the boys teasing each other at any given opportunity, how many times she had caught them out of beds in the middle of the night to see the glorious, never fading grins on their young faces, how many times she had whispered under her breath, smiling, “God, let them never get old.”

And they never did.

And after them, all the footsteps sounded like them, but not quite. In all the pranks she saw them, but not quite. In all the smug grins she recognised them, but not quite. Everything and everyone reminded her of them, but not quite. How many times she had walked through the empty corridors, searching for remaining traces of them. And they were always there, but only enough to awake the burning nostalgia. They were there, but not quite.

 Never again had she wished for someone not to get old.

Everything except Remus frickin Lupin saying I love you goddammit

oh. my. fuck. OH MY FUCK HAZ this chapter has e v e r y t h i n g I'm sobbing but also I'm dying at lo saying bitch-ass move HAZ YOU'VE KILLED ME

This was a GOOD line to write I’m glad you liked it :))))

Anyone else write something down that you NEED TO DO but can never be bothered.

So it just sits there haunting you until you get sick of it nagging you and you do it.

Like...

Cleaning makeup brushes

Changing your sheets

Washing your bra

... Or is that just me?

Based on something I heard someone say...

1990s Kids: TIP you have cooties!!!!!

2020s Kids: TIP you have the coronavirus!!!

regulus: care to explain what happened pour moi?

james: uh- oui oui, so i had a little too much café on an empty túmmy, so i had a - how do you say - panique attaque.

Love this!

Some Gryffindor girls 💕💕

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