Based On Something I Heard Someone Say...

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

D15 but I change all the time.

Tag yourself I’m D36

Slowly seeing Bucky become happy again for the first time in forever is the only reason I’m alive.

He’s learning to use his arm again too, but for good and that makes me SO HECKIN HAPPY.

I mean look at this lil bean...

Annabeth: I’ll have the salad, no nuts please.

Waiter: Of course

Percy: It didn’t say it had nuts.

Annabeth: I’m allergic, so I tell them to be safe.

Percy: That makes sense.

Waiter: And for you?

Percy: I’ll have the steak, no bees please.

wait for it

A Friendly Reminder :D

Tag all the Potterheads 

@hallelujahhallows​ @holding-infinity-and-a-book​ @mybleedingsapphireheart​ @hufflepuff-foodie​ @ecstatically-bored​ @did-you-find-my-will-to-live​ @strangenerdsstuff​ @multifandomwolfhufflepuff​ @hufflexpuff​ @teenwolfmarvel-obsessor​ @adderallanimal and @anyone who i forgot

During all this mess, many may have not realized what day is today. While many of us are dealing with are own struggles today, may we take a moment to remember the lives of those who were taken from us on this day, 16 years ago. 🇺🇸🙏🏼😢

Distinguished mom 😂. Yes.

tag urself i’m functional cryptid