Sirius: What Are You Doing On The Kitchen Floor?

Sirius: What are you doing on the kitchen floor?

Peter: Crying.

Sirius: Yeah, well, could you cry somewhere else? I can’t get to the fridge.

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2020 photos without context:

2020 Photos Without Context:
2020 Photos Without Context:
2020 Photos Without Context:
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5 years ago
When Your City Is On Level 2 Water Restrictions And Your Country Is Burning And You Are Forced To Have

When your city is on level 2 water restrictions and your country is burning and you are forced to have 4 minute showers

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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

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This Have Been Done A Houndred Thousand Times But.. I Wanted To Do It Too 😃  

This have been done a houndred thousand times but.. I wanted to do it too 😃  

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jazz-inserttrumpetsolo
5 years ago

The fact that this is my most popular post really says a lot about the relationship status of people on tumblr.

But update: I’m no longer singggllleeeeee!!!!!!

Thanks satellites.

The Fact That This Is My Most Popular Post Really Says A Lot About The Relationship Status Of People
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Anyone Please Ask Your Crush Out Like This
Anyone Please Ask Your Crush Out Like This
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Cheers to the people who, if they went to hogwarts, would drop divination the SECOND they could because climbing those bloody stairs was SO EXHAUSTING!

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jazz-inserttrumpetsolo
4 years ago
Found This On Reddit, Don’t Know The Author, But It’s Wonderful

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