Anyone Please Ask Your Crush Out Like This

True-est of the true. I am this person stopping my Gryffindor friends from being stupid.

Okay but you know that joke about all Slytherins having a Hufflepuff best friend? (which is essentially just the “give them a lovely item” idea from Ouron High School Host Club. Don’t deny it) Well every Gryffindor has an emotional support Ravenclaw to reel in their dumbest impulses. 

Luna was basically this for the Golden Trio. 

Other examples: 

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. 

One of my favorite Harry Potter headcannons, from a fan fiction I read...

Was that Mrs Norris is an animagus who used to teach at Hogwarts and broke a bunch of laws so is now in her cat form to hide.

Argus Filch x Mrs Norris?

wait for it

Everything except Remus frickin Lupin saying I love you goddammit

oh. my. fuck. OH MY FUCK HAZ this chapter has e v e r y t h i n g I'm sobbing but also I'm dying at lo saying bitch-ass move HAZ YOU'VE KILLED ME

This was a GOOD line to write I’m glad you liked it :))))

The original Gryffindor quidditch team was everything tbh. 

You can’t say that and not post a picture.

i love the internet i found a crab chair

Every song has your ship’s vibe if you ship hard enough

- Every hardcore shipper