Hey, @gothamradiokid Could You Tell You Grandpa To CHILL THE FUCK OUT. I Got Woken Up, At Three In The

When it’s hard to heal and break your family’s cycle of emotional abuse but you do it anyway because SOMEONE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN BLOODLINE HAS TO BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING

What do boundaries feel like?

It is not my job to fix others.

It is okay if others get angry.

It is okay to say no.

It is not my job to take responsibility for others.

I do not have to anticipate the needs of others.

It is my job to make me happy.

No one has to agree with me.

I have a right to my own feelings.

I am enough.

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Gotham/Nygmobblepot/ Riddlebird headcanon:

The Iceberg lounge has a cocktail list a mile long and it is always growing. It’s not your average cocktails though, they are Gotham themed and can only be found at the Iceberg.

The reason is that Oswald, being the emotional and grudge holding little bird he is, names cocktails after members of all the well known citizens of Gotham and how they taste reflects on how he feels about them. The disgusting sounding and tasting mix called ‘Bat guano’ being an example.

There are new cocktails every week and it said that the best way to find out the state of the Gotham underworld is to go and try all the drinks on the Iceberg’s What’s New menu. 

The amount of green Riddler themed drinks is alarming and constantly growing. It ranges from ‘E.Nygma wrapped in a daydream’, a delicious and addictive favourite, to the vomit inducing ‘Death at the dockside.’ This particular cocktail is treated the way some people treat extremely hot curries, a way to prove how tough you are. Legend has it that even Batman isn’t tough enough to drink a whole ‘Dockside’ without throwing up.

Bonus: When Oswald is particularly pissed off with someone he will give the bar staff orders to only serve that person the most disgusting drink belonging to their namesake. The patrons of the Iceberg have lost count of how many times Riddler, out of shear stubbornness, has attempted to force down ‘Dockside’ after ‘Dockside’ just to show Oswald up only to end up projectile vomiting and passing out in the toilets a few minutes later.

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“You lay your head upon a pillow made from the skin flayed off the bones of your enemies and yet you do not even lose a wink of sleep at night.”

He took a long sip from his juice box and said in calm voice barely concealing the anger within it, “First off, I have insomnia so it’s better to do a fact check before making random assumptions about people barely know, Asshole. ”

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

@jokesrighthandman hey I feel obligated to warn you Snake got a bazooka and a strong dislike of riddler, plus no self preservation. If your still working for him might wanna keep some distance for a while

✨that’s the point✨ but in the meantime I get free shit from gcpd cars and get stabbed once a week (Gotham central hospital night staff know me by name) and he gets to NOT deal with Batman. Seriously how has your grandpa NOT gotten the hell beaten out of him by lord emo yet?

Hey, @gothamradiokid could you tell you grandpa to CHILL THE FUCK OUT. I got woken up, at three in the GOD DAMN MORNING because MY NEIGHBOR FUCKED UP, AND HE SENT SOMEONE TO DEAL WITH IT. Tell him to do that at midday or some shit, some of us are sheltering highly reactive new mama dogs, and need at least 30 minutes of sleep.