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I just figured out why my gay ass likes goth women.

They’re more confident

Let me explain. Almost every goth/emo boy I have ever met is the whiniest little fucker with the biggest victim complex, and purposely ignores people thinking they actually need help, tries to get them that help, just so they can keep upping the whole “nobody understands me” thing even though there parents are doing everything they can to try.

But almost every goth girl I’ve ever met has been shot down CONSTANTLY, always being told they’re never getting a boyfriend, they’re ugly, so on and so forth. And yet they still have the energy and courage to say “fuck you” crush you under their platform boots, deck you in the face, and reapply their midnight rose lipstick afterwards. They don’t give two FUCKS what you think.

Now obviously there are exceptions, but I’m talking generally speaking.

So in conclusion goth women are generally more confident, and confidence is a very attractive trait. Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk

So let me let me tell you about our team members

We have our captain, who we call “lucky” he’s got the meanest fast ball you’ve ever seen, and can hit a ball like a semi truck. He’s a pretty calm guy. But if you do manage to piss him off, all hell breaks loose. He’s got the whole team on his side, and we are loyal to a FAULT.

We have “skip” he’s short and scrawny, but he could outrun a bullet. Hes the fastest kid on the team, with an attention span to match. He’s got ADHD, and even though he can get distracted easily, get him set on a goal and he’ll move heaven and earth to reach it. His dads practically the right hand man for bane, and he’s usually the one to take us to after practice/game dinner. However, he can’t always show up, so once Bane will showed up instead.

Every good teams got a brawler looking type, and “Basher” is him. Hes the best pitcher we’ve got, maybe even better than lucky I dare say. Hes big, quite, and hella intimidating. It’s said he caved in a kids skull, but nothings been proven. Others often ask how we’re so casual with him. The secret? He’s such a huge softie, he’s basically a walking teddy bear.

Then there’s “Brittny” She’s cold, and hella ruthless. But she’s also smart, like, straight A student smart. She typically plans strategizes with lucky, and she’s not afraid to cut a bitch if it means we win.

And of course there’s “Homie” he’s pretty chill. Actually, we’re pretty sure he’s a stoner. He got on the team freshman year by sellin the old cap n coach the greens. He’s a great pitcher, much better than when I first met him, bout two years ago.

We’ve got our precious child “Lab” short for Labrador. Take a wild guess. He’s as loyal as they come, but he’s unfortunately not the brightest, however he’s pretty strong, so he’s a good batter!

Then there’s the little bastard known as “Snake” they’ve taken it upon themselves to teem up with the cheerleaders to make passive aggressive statements about whatever team were playing. (If we’ve played against you and your school/team got put on blast, they would like you to know they aren’t sorry)

And lastly, we have “Chad” the RAGING homosexual in SERIOUS denial. We’ve been trying for a WHOLE YEAR to get him and lucky together, but he is SO O B L I V I O U S

So yeah, that’s our baseball team! In the off season we kinda just vibe. I’ll post shenanigan stories soon!

Cottagecore goth?

That's an interesting aesthetic!

The bird that's your profile pic does seem to exactly fit that desc, neat! :P

I'm curious now, mind sharing a cool pic you have of that aesthetic?

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It’s basically spooky forest vibes! And the bird in my profile pic is called a stellar’s jay, and like blue jays are corvids!

@jokesrighthandman hey I feel obligated to warn you Snake got a bazooka and a strong dislike of riddler, plus no self preservation. If your still working for him might wanna keep some distance for a while

Genders for sale here, get your genders. I’ve got old genders, new genders, ancient forbidden genders, and The True Gender (frogs). For a nominal fee I will add on a dead name removal service!

Idea: Supervillain etsy.

You buy like a freeze ray or something and it comes in a neat little box with snowflake stickers on it and it's packed with sparkly blue paper.

You get some evil chemicals and they're all in pretty glass bottles with corks and handwritten labels. They're all packed up safely in a tiny drawstring bag.

Everything has a thank you note or card. A couple have contact information, and all the addresses lead to supposedly abandoned buildings full of death traps.

Might I introduce you to mg dnd wizard

Allenvir

He’s a grumpy boi, he runs a shady ass hell library. I’m talking summoning circles on the floor, cries of the dammed from the basement, and what you hope aren’t blood stains everywhere. He dose a FUCK TON of occult shit. He sells ancient forbidden rituals on the black market. After all, why should knowledge be forbidden, just because of the gruesome price?

So, I made a bird feeder out of a milk carton (very easy, worth the google, will post instructions if wanted) and was hanging it up in Gotham Central Park. While filling it up with bird seed, I got approached by one arctic bird named crime lord. At first, I got a little worried, for obvious reasons, but then he asked me about it. And of course ADHD/Autism brain went “fuck yeah special interest time!” And I wound up sort of rambling about bird feeders made from recycled materials, native bird diets, and the birds themselves. When I realized that I had been rambling, I got HELLA embarrassed, as I usually get negative reactions for it. But he just? Started talking to me about birds? And at some point the fucking SCARECROW showed up, along with riddler? And we all just sat and talked about birds? And it was probably one of the BEST conversations I’ve ever had, because almost NOBODY EVER wants to talk or hear about my special interests, and it was just, fuckin amazing.

✨Guess who was going to shoplift at the mall but had to leave early due to sensory issues✨

If there was ever a time for Gotham to become its own state, ITS FUCKING NOW