NO

Fish: listen son, in this world, there’s the sluts and the losers. Go whore or go home.

Oswald: go whore.

Fish: correct bitch.

"You dare talk to me like that? Who do you think you are?"

"The person tired of your bullshit."

I just remembered that when I was a kid I put serious thought into an idea for an edgy villainy themed department store, like as a genuine career goal I devised to be completely within the realm of possibility and if I remember correctly my idea included:

Satirical ads and signage just bragging about being a soulless corporation

Scary uniforms with optional helmets for employees

Only sinister music ever plays

Large, obvious security cameras with visible laser sights

Menacing but technically correct signage, like “corpse flesh” for meats

A pet section with only snakes, spiders, scorpions and piranhas

A moat outside with live alligators. Bass Pro fishing shops already actually do this so why not.

Overwhelmingly large horror dvd selection, all other genres condensed into a smaller section presented kinda like the weenie hut from spongebob

“Skeletons” as an entire department

Carnivorous plant nursery in the garden section

The store holds very frequent raffles and contests but the prize is always knives

My reasoning besides it being fun was that everyone was probably sick to death of businesses pretending to be wholesome and caring about you and people are also just bored in general so the spectacle itself might pay for the cost of its gimmicks and actually all the regular items would be as cheap as possible

Pretty sure I just saw Harley Quinn beat what MIGHT have been joker quite literally into the concrete with a chair, but it’s hard to make out a face under the blood

Girls gays and non binary baes, Please raise your hand if in favor of defunding the GCPD and using the money to help kids in Gotham 🙋🏻

reblog if ur tired and want to make out w/ a cute girl

Been rewatching tangled the series and i thought of something

Originally Ruddiger was a pest that just kept coming back

But what if Varian adopted him for comfort because:

The rocks were destroying everything and he felt helpless

He felt His dad wasn’t giving him any clarity

And when his dad gets trapped he grows closer to Ruddiger because he’s basically lost everyone else

“Back in my day, nobody was depressed, we all just lived our lives.”

No. You didn’t. You grew up in a generation where everyone decided talking about feelings is hard, and therefore didn’t. So if you wanted to say how you felt, you were often mocked, silenced, or shamed. So you could have a mental illness, but due to your own emotional trauma, you likely wont ever find out. And because you were never taught healthy coping methods for emotions, you lash out.

Kookaburra enjoying itself

✨Guess who was going to shoplift at the mall but had to leave early due to sensory issues✨