Lady’s, gentlemen and others, I have gathered the votes, and here’s this week’s edition of
“Who’s gonna fuck up public transit the most”
Starting at 10$, we have Two-face. He’s been inactive lately, so it makes sense
At 7$, we have, Surprisingly, Riddler. Then again, school started about two weeks ago, so, you know, tis the season
And at 2$, we have Joker. He’s just been put back in Arkham, so we have a good two days to a week before he starts fucking shit up
That’s it for this week everyone, I’ll post the results on Saturday!
Hey Everyone! Sorry for not posting the results Saturday, but here we are!
Two-face. And let me tell you, he was in a BITCHY mood last week
Only in Gotham does the school baseball team captain set up practice in front of the apartment building of whoever pissed them off this week
Update: currently hiding from the cops in a dumpster. There’s no fucking service in here.
Only in Gotham does Bane escort you and your friends to school when the bus can’t be bothered to show up
It’s me, ya boi
GOTHAMITES IF YOU SEE THIS YOU HAVE TO MAKE A PICREW OF YOURSELF RN HERES THE LINK https://picrew.me/image_maker/1170750
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Hey, @gothamradiokid could you tell you grandpa to CHILL THE FUCK OUT. I got woken up, at three in the GOD DAMN MORNING because MY NEIGHBOR FUCKED UP, AND HE SENT SOMEONE TO DEAL WITH IT. Tell him to do that at midday or some shit, some of us are sheltering highly reactive new mama dogs, and need at least 30 minutes of sleep.
@jokesrighthandman hey I feel obligated to warn you Snake got a bazooka and a strong dislike of riddler, plus no self preservation. If your still working for him might wanna keep some distance for a while
Pumpkin pie is acceptable. But on god me and that man are gonna have words. Why can’t he use his power to overthrow corrupt politicians or somethin?
Hey, @gothamradiokid could you tell you grandpa to CHILL THE FUCK OUT. I got woken up, at three in the GOD DAMN MORNING because MY NEIGHBOR FUCKED UP, AND HE SENT SOMEONE TO DEAL WITH IT. Tell him to do that at midday or some shit, some of us are sheltering highly reactive new mama dogs, and need at least 30 minutes of sleep.
“Back in my day, nobody was depressed, we all just lived our lives.”
No. You didn’t. You grew up in a generation where everyone decided talking about feelings is hard, and therefore didn’t. So if you wanted to say how you felt, you were often mocked, silenced, or shamed. So you could have a mental illness, but due to your own emotional trauma, you likely wont ever find out. And because you were never taught healthy coping methods for emotions, you lash out.
So I play lots of video games, and I ENJOY lots of video games. Here’s the problem.
I’m a shit shot. I cannot, for the LIFE of me, aim a virtual gun. Now I still have options. Games that don’t require guns, Minecraft and other creative games, etc.
but once in a while, I like to play games like TF2. But I don’t wanna drag my team down with my bad aim. So what do I do? Healers. I try to be a healer of the team. And can I just say, for someone who just threw a tantrum because the didn’t have the common sense to MOVE OUT THD WAY WHEN YOUR GETTING SHOT AT, y’all be talking mad shit to your healers. NEWS FLASH, we can let you die. We’re nog bound to heal you. We determine whether your dumb ass live or dies. Respect your fucking healers
Enter a suave prince:
Enter a stoic, aloof, handsome pirate:
Prince, falling in love at first sight: Marry me
Pirate: ?
Prince: M-Merry to meet you, sir
Pirate, shrugs, turns away:
Prince, to himself: Oh my god did I just propose to a stranger I am such an idiot-
Prince, glancing back at his handsome pirate:... Worth it, though