“What? Me? Noooooooo…” Kicks His Bi Flag Away

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he misses his wife

Woo daddy issues!!!!!

Daddy issues.

Credits to my friend who does not have tumblr so I'm posting for them.

oh my gods COW

Poor babey 🥺

I've never drawn a cow before but I love how it turned out

(slight blood warning)

I'd like to contribute to this list, if you don't mind!

A foam of Spumes (since they're bubbles!)

A soar of Kytes

A tower of Striders (also used as a collective noun for giraffes)

A puddle of Dropletts

Here are some other ideas for entity group names in no particular order:

Sailors - A crew Ghosts - A haunt Night Skies - A constellation Longlegs - A Target Sphere Obtained Through Legal Methods Princes - An apse (like the stained glass windows in a church/chapel) Queens - A glitter Sockwyrms - An odd (everyone knows you can never find matching pairs of socks!) Maax - An overcast Pelet - A brush Light Mimic - A festivity Golbo - Golbo.

I would say a quadriped of longlegs but these are so cute!

*gavel banging* These are now codified into Project vocabulary by his honor Co- I mean Kappa Kappa!

-kappa

AAA THE HIM 😭😭

epic!Apollo just a little fan art

yo what

This sounds like a convo that would happen in my school honestly. I go to an afjrotc school so it's military themed but it's not a fuckin reform school but parents enroll their shitty kids thinking that it's gonna help. So it's full of misfits and juvenile delinquents who have 0 respect for anyone ever. Literally the other day some kids broke a stall in the boys bathroom right after it had like $32,000 worth of repairs done. (How the hell do you even break a bathroom stall anyway????) MSGT Graham (a really nice and awesome guy when he's pissed off) said in formation that when they found who did it they were going to expell him immediately. This is my 6th and last year going to this school, and I have never seen something that bad. Not to mention that Administration or whoevers in charge of getting kids enrolled has just been just shoveling in kids to meet some kind of requirement. There's so many kids in the school they had to split lunch into three periods because they also made it closed campus for all the high schoolers except for seniors who meet the requirements of like only 5 tardies and 0 unexcused absences. (I meet them but I don't like leaving for lunch because I'm lazy and don't want to walk for 3 minutes to the McDonald's across the street from the school and also I'm hella broke.) It used to be a lottery to get in as a new student. Now they let anyone in without even looking at their record. It's sickening. Oh and there's talk about them accepting 6th graders next year! Why the fuck would they let 6th graders into a school that can't even handle its 7th grade kids???

I'm glad I'm graduating this year because I hate a majority of the kids, but I'm sad that I'm gonna leave all the teachers who have done so much to help me grow as a person. I'm gonna miss all the teachers and staff that I've known since my 7th grade year. I'm gonna miss my fellow seniors that I've also known since 7th who I likely won't see again.

Anyway this was meant to be a funny lighthearted reblog and I ended up ranting about how my school is dumb. I'm gonna stop before I start bawling,, uh don't do drugs kids 👍

bro my bus driver and this other kid on my bus are fucking weirdddd (tw drug mention)

bus driver to kid: yeah marijuana is good for arthritis

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bus driver: *talking about how annoying drug tests are*

kid: oh yeah i hate drug tests. i take them all the time

AH this is so gorgeous I'm going to explode! I love your Apollo design, and I love all the colors and just- everything is so pretty 🥺 Do you mind if I like- make this my desktop wallpaper or somethin?

[1 of 2] From @ukelele-boy match: @jaxie-the-kat prompt: apollo before and after toa

//I dunno I don't have anything to give him- cookies?? but he can't eat them because he's dead- uh- i don't know?? salty tears. because i'm crying.

reply to this post with the offerings you leave at Argo's grave/in his room

(it's actually important to respond lmao)

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I WANNA GIVE HEADPATS RAAAHHHHH GIVE THEM HEADPATS FOR ME PLZ PLZ PLZ I WANNA RDFTGYHJ SCRUMBLE SQUICSJGVGVGSJV THEM ARE SO DRFTGYHUIJ sorry

i hope u all fw crochet aeolus

Telemarketing being given a puppy is the cutest thing

epic au where everything is the same except telemachus has a pet wolf

Imagine telemachus pulling up in odysseus LIKE THAT