Telemarketing Being Given A Puppy Is The Cutest Thing

this gives me so much happy i can't even i also love how in all the drawings of this au Dionysus is calling him anything but Telemachus everyone's silently agreed that misnaming kids is just his whole shtick

Ody's not gonna be happy to see his son turn into an alcoholic lol (More Substitute Mentor art :D)

my Apollo playlist! It's half songs I think actually fit him and half girly pop I think he'd be blasting in the sun chariot.

Ok but hear me out:

Nico's Italian right? So if he were to naturally swear it would most definitely be in italian. But he's also from the 1930s/40s so he wouldnt swear, he was raised better than that.

But Will is a country boy (even if Austin, Texas isn't very country (or so I've heard, I'm British, I have no idea), Naomi is and you can't tell me other wise) and has lived in camp with little to no adult guidance for ages. Sooo he should have a very potty mouth.

So while Will cusses like a sailor, you have his boyfriend saying 'fiddle sticks' in italian.

Unrelated note: Did you know that the italian equivalent of by golly/by Jove is giurabbacco which, I kid you not, literally translates to 'I swear by Bacchus'.

So like hypothetically:

[In the dining pavilion]

A very tired Will: *drops something* F**[*insert colourful language here*]

Little 1930s-Catholic-raised Nico: *in utter shock and whispering* ...you swear so much...giurabbacco

Mr D on the other side of the pavilion: yes?

a dumb presentation for credit recovery 😭

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

help I need more of these for the love of hades I will pay you I have like 50 cents to my name and an endless supply of cookie emojis

Lester's face just copy-pasted onto them is so funny for no reason at all I love it

you're just cutesy!!! and patable :3 *gentle headpat*

could I perhaps give each of the researchers a headpat? whoever would like one, of course. optional headpats :)

Listen... I love touching textures. I get it. I am not against certain amounts of physical affection at times....

But it still is very very strange that people keep wanting to touch us? Especially with the hazmat suits, one would think that's a deterrent. ..... But if you need someone to placate your touchiness, I don't mind I suppose.

Kappa

Thalia: Hey Artemis, you okay? Artemis: Yeah, I just have this massive headache that comes and goes. Apollo: Hey sis! Artemis: Ah, there it is.

Wouldn't You Like, it's never been out of my head, and Hold Them Down, specifically the "if the crown wonders where the prince is, only the ocean and I will know!" BECAUSE THAT LINE IS AMAZING

@the-great-emperor-commodus, @pain-is-forever, @gaynightwizard, @urbestestwindgod, uh idk who else

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

I'm not sobbing you are

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