Do you embody any stereotypes?
Nanny Ogg and Moist von Lipwig
Characters that never met but would get along like a house on fire
May the Force be with you, always
Live long and prosper
May the odds be ever in your favour
Aim to misbehave
May there be good in this world that’s worth fighting
Don’t. Be. Dead
May you not live in interesting times
Don’t get in legal trouble, but if you do, better call Saul
…and so on and so forth, feel free to add :)
And from me personally: love yourself, love life, love people, and then you’ll be loved too, because I said so
You deserve happiness, don’t be afraid to pursue it, but if you are, try and "do it scared"
May 2025 be your year. Our year.
Your Jane of almost all trades
Godzilla tried to eat Chancellor Palpatine
Darth Maul came back from the dead as a crime boss with robot legs and had a giant angry brother named Savage
Jabba the Hutt’s uncle was an offensive gay stereotype
Palpatine had a gigantic forehead for literally no reason
Zombie episode
They named a Jedi “I’m Gonna Die” and then killed him
Some senator had a sex robot
All the Twi’leks had French accents
Ahsoka got hunted for sport
Anakin had to do elaborate BDSM roleplay with an evil cat lady
Dooku was almost murdered by the Macbeth witches
Hondo Ohnaka
Yoda made contact with Qui-Gon Jinn’s ghost but the other Jedi just thought he had dementia
0.07 seconds after leaving the Jedi Order, Ahsoka crashed her motorcycle, got a girlfriend, and ended up smuggling drugs for the mob
Anakin and Obi-Wan met the physical incarnations of the Dark and Light Sides of the Force and they looked like a goth drama queen and his cottagecore sister and both of them were furries
Ahsoka got bit by an evil rat which made her evil for awhile
Jar Jar killed a guy
Today’s mood soundtrack: Turning Your Life Into Horrible Pain (mealtime remastered version) by Wisdom Tooth & The Gums feat. Entire Cheek
the only reason I remember the formula for the volume of a cone is that Susan Sto Helit used it to count baby teeth in a big pile in Terry Pratchett’s Hogfather
This looks so funny, I can’t… I love them so much
Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, and Mark Hamill recreating the Star Wars poster
i swear i’m a writer!!! just… a writer with zero motivation, no focus, and a plot that makes no sense but like… still a writer!!!!
she/her || I’m a writer, I swear || and a huge fangirl || also a language learner and a nerd in general and a lot of other things
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