You're On Your Own Kid Is Just Such A Marauders Song.

*The Golden Trio while watching Snow White*

Harry: “What the- why did she eat the apple? Is she stupid? I mean, did nobody teach this girl about stranger danger?”

Ron: “To be fair, it’s set in the 1500s.”

Harry: “Yeah, but even then, parents taught their kids about this stuff. And she’s the princess, isn’t she? So she should know this.”

Ron: “Well, yeah, but she wasn’t raised like a princess, now was she? The Queen made her scrub floors and wash dishes.”

Harry: “Yeah, but she didn’t do that stuff until her dad died, and they never said when that was. But that’s beside the point. She shouldn’t need someone to tell her this. She’s 14, right? It’s common sense. Where’s this girl’s mother?”

Ron: “Her mum’s dead.”

Harry: “Yeah, so is mine, but even I knew better than to eat apples from strangers at 14.”

Hermione: “Both of you need to shut up and watch the movie! And Harry, stop using dark humor to cope with your trauma for Merlin’s sake!”

You've all heard of tall Remus, but what about tall Sirius? I like to imagine Remus was around 5'11, and Sirius was around 6'3.

Imagine Sirius pulling Remus close to him and wrapping his arms around him when they were outside, and it was cold.

Imagine Remus stealing Sirius's t-shirts and clothes. Sirius would lose his mind when he saw Remus wearing clothes that were a little too big for him.

Imagine Sirius purposefully stealing Remus's books and holding them just out of reach. He wouldn't return it until Remus said "I love you" and kissed him. By the time the book was within reach again, they were both preoccupied with... exercise activities {if you know what I mean (;}.

Imagine Sirius sneaking up behind Remus and throwing his arms around him to pull him close and sway him while he bombarded his Moony with kisses.

Just... tall Sirius. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk <3.

In a modern AU:

Remus would be so pissed when everyone jumped on crocheting and baking bread because he was called a "pretentious old man" (particularly by Sirius) when he used to do it pre-COVID.

Imagine how hard it was for Remus to see Sirius die

Imagine how hard it was for Remus to see Sirius die. He had to accept the fact that his best friend, his lover, his soulmate, was dead on the spot so that he could save Harry.

Not only that, but Harry looks almost identical to James, so Remus probably felt like he was holding back James in that moment, not Harry.

James: *talking about his parents love story*

Sirius: "Awwww, your parents have such a cute love story compared to mine. They just had an arranged marriage, and they're cousins, so...."

James: ...

Sirius: ...

James: ...

Sirius: "The silence is loud."

The Weasley Twins Were Slytherins

I will always believe that the only reason the Weasley Twins weren't Slytherins is because JKR was too busy demonizing us.

The traits of Slytherin are resourcefulness, determination, ambition, pride, cunning, leadership, and self-preservation.

1. Resourcefulness: They grew up poor, so they definitely learnt to make the most of what they had like their siblings.

2. Determination & Ambition: They had ambitions to be successful businessmen in the joke shop industry and were determined to achieve their goal no matter what anyone else said.

3. Pride: They are very proud of their work and are proud to be known as the infamous mischief makers at Hogwarts who could give even the Marauders a run for their money.

4. Cunning: Cunning isn't always a bad thing. As stated before, they were the most infamous pranksters at Hogwarts in their era. They were extremely cunning.

5. Leadership: They were leaders in terms of ideas. They inspired others (an example being them leaving the school causing students to follow in the twins footsteps and play pranks of their own.)

6. Self-preservation: As we saw with our very funny, very handsome, very dead friend, "Dead Fred", and our other very funny, very handsome, very one-eared friend, "Gorg George", self-preservation isn't their strong suit, but I think everything else fits for them.

What's your opinion on this?

I’ve seen some people say that Remus deserved to get fired from his job because he put the students in danger when he forgot to take the Wolfsbane potion, which is sort of true.

However, I don’t think it’s a valid reason to fire him because when has Hogwarts ever given a flying fuck about student safety?

In Harry's 1rst year, he was forced to go to the Forbidden Forest AT NIGHT as a punishment for sneaking around at night. there was the Devil's Snare, Chewy, a chess board that nearly killed them, and the DADA Professor had Tom on the back of his head.

Then in 2nd year, Tom possessed Ginny, a Basilisk was going around petrifying students, and Lockhart was going to erase Harry and Ron’s memory and let Ginny die.

In 3rd year, there were dementors flying around the school 

Don’t even get me started on Quidditch, because that game is a safety hazard as a whole. I mean whose idea was it to invent iron bludgers to hit people, while they’re flying mid-air. And who thought it was okay to let children play that sport?!

And let’s not forget that Tom literally killed a student and he still wasn’t expelled.

I don’t think I need to explain anymore…

Those of you saying that Harry Potter could beat Percy Jackson in a non-magical fight have no IDEA how wrong you are.

Percy is a (kind of) street-smart kid from NYC who has a history of beating up people who mock him.

Harry is a British bitch who spent the first 10-11 years of his life getting his ass whooped by his cousin.

And even with magic, Percy is the son of Posideon. He's a DEMIGOD. He's fought the literal GOD OF WAR AND WON! There's no way that Harry "wot?" Potter is beating Percy.

Stucky is cool, but I like angst. So, what if Bucky and Steve loved each other, but they never told each other because they thought it was unrequited love, and admitting their feelings for one another would just lead to a ruined friendship.

That would explain why Steve stayed so obsessed with Peggy and wanted to go back so desperately. Not just because he was homesick for the 40s, but also because he did have feelings for Peggy. And while his feelings for Peggy weren't as strong as his love for Bucky, it was better than being trapped in that torturous cycle of waking up everyday and yearning for something he thought was never there.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK MY HEART LIKE THIS?!?! WHYYYYY?!?!

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Wolfstar tattoo headcanon

Remus has a tattoo of the Sirius constellation on the inside of his arm and it glows brighter or darker depending on Sirius’s mood.

And Sirius has a tattoo of the moon on his palm that reflects it’s current phase so he never forgets when the full moon is.

When Sirius was trapped in Azkaban, Remus’s stars fade to a dull, ashy grey. He slowly loses hope that the stars would ever glow silver again.

Sirius stays awake on the full moons staring at his palm and imagine Remus out there somewhere, in agony, without Sirius.