Okay I laughed
John: This is how I enter the studio.
John: WASSUP, FUCKERS???
Paul: Why do you have a new girlfriend?!
John: Because FUCK YOU, that’s why!
never forget, in my top ten Star Wars scenes when the guy is like “dude you’re gonna die if you go into that snowstorm”
And Han, a self proclaimed cold hearted badass, screams back “Then I’ll see you in hell!” and proceeds to go into that snowstorm for Luke
I live for that shit man
when somebody interrupts me while im bopping to cruel summer
Luke: daddy pass the salt
Han and Anakin: *reach for the salt*
Han:
Anakin:
Luke:
Luke: i can explain
Ok, I laughed badly
- Luke Skywalker approximately 0.2 sconds after meeting Han Solo
Han: I hate being touched.
Han: The last time I touched another person was in 1963. In hand-to-hand combat.
Leia: Luke is literally hugging you right now.
Han: This means nothing.
poe becoming acting general in leia's place and his first decision is to also make finn general, to work alongside him.. we got general poe dameron and general finn of the resistance. we won.
Paul posted a valentine’s day playlist on twitter with mclennon songs
My two husbands
Han Solo // Poe Dameron
- great but arrogant pilots (can fly/drive anything) - had criminal past (spice running), but decided to change - excellent conversationalists (well, they think so) - get along with Chewie really well - like doing crazy dangerous stuff - have problems with subordination - love flying - have sarcastic sense of humor - cunning bastards - love calling women ‘ladies’ - poseurs - have tension relationships with female friend (Leia/Rey) - outfits and hairstyle! - like to point a finger - DIFFICULT MEN - often annoyed at C-3PO - LOVE THE FALCON (call it ‘she’), although often become reason of troubles for beloved ship - unleashed (they love opening their chest) - still have inner child (their childish behavior lol)
Bitch I’m crying
The truth is that Han only cared for Luke
Every time he is about to leave Luke was the one reason he stayed
See: Han was about to leave when he knew Luke didn't come back yet so he went looking for him instead
He helped Luke when he was trying to destroy the death star
He only helped Ray and Finn agreeing to take them to the rebel base because they saud they have a map of where Luke was
Every time Han decided to leave or stay away and every time he came back for Luke
He is my husband
𝒋𝒐𝒆𝒚 𝒕𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔
𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 or 𝙧𝙚𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙜 if save
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