Never Forget, In My Top Ten Star Wars Scenes When The Guy Is Like “dude You’re Gonna Die If You Go

Paul posted a valentine’s day playlist on twitter with mclennon songs

My two husbands

Han Solo // Poe Dameron

- great but arrogant pilots (can fly/drive anything) - had criminal past (spice running), but decided to change - excellent conversationalists (well, they think so) - get along with Chewie really well  - like doing crazy dangerous stuff - have problems with subordination - love flying - have sarcastic sense of humor - cunning bastards  - love calling women ‘ladies’ - poseurs - have tension relationships with female friend (Leia/Rey) - outfits and hairstyle! - like to point a finger - DIFFICULT MEN - often annoyed at C-3PO - LOVE THE FALCON (call it ‘she’), although often become reason of troubles for beloved ship - unleashed (they love opening their chest) - still have inner child (their childish behavior lol)

Luke: daddy pass the salt

Han and Anakin: *reach for the salt*

Han:

Anakin:

Luke:

Luke: i can explain

BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT IT IS CANON

Love them

Finn: Poe is afraid of plywood

Poe: That was a secret!

Finn: I know and I’m sorry but I need them to stop talking about how I don’t like chewing gum but I carry it around anyway because I want people to like me

Poe: I feel so betrayed

Finn: I love you

Poe: I love you too

Finn:

Poe: Finn doesn’t know how to read an analog clock!

Finn: *gasps* bitch

me: only deep and meaningful lyrics get to me

axl: ZAP HIM AGAIN! ZAP THE SON OF A BITCH AGAIN!

me: 

Skysolo was real ok?!

If you look into a mirror and says “Phil Collen sucks” three times, Steve Clark will appear, slap you, apologize, then leave.

Han: I hate being touched.

Han: The last time I touched another person was in 1963. In hand-to-hand combat.

Leia: Luke is literally hugging you right now.

Han: This means nothing.

Best friendship (fight me)