You Know What? Fuck It. Reblog This Post Gushing About Your Current Hyperfixation. Idc What It Is. Strawberries?

adding to this cause I got more

"Ain't no rest for the wicked" again postmodern jukebox

"Your the top" by Jeri Southern

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend" by Marylin Monroe

Postmodern Jukebox's cover of "Habits" is a song I can absolutely see Angel Dust singing

Bruce before a gala: Alright, rules for tonight. No arson, no one gets married. No pulling the fire alarm. No punching people, faking a medical issue to get out of it, or doing the Gangnam Style dance. No ER trips, no graffiti, and no spiking the punch. No killing anyone, setting anything on fire, or playing Jenga with the furniture. No putting dish soap in the indoor fountain. And NO confetti poppers.

Jason:….. it’s like you just handed us a bingo card of things to do, B.

Tim: I hadn’t even considered the medical thing.

Damian: *silently hides the dish soap behind his back*

Dick: Ah, my entire childhood right there.

Bruce: That reminds me. Also no swinging on the chandeliers.

Stephanie: Well Dick ruined all our fun before we even got here didn’t he. Rude.

Dick: I’m a good example.

Bruce: You are a very not good example. Let’s go.

Alfred: Ah, they grow up so fast. *hands Damian more soap as he walks past*

Duke: I’m scared of all of you and also confused how so many of you made it to adulthood.

Bruce: I can’t figure it out either. The closest I can figure is sheer dumb luck and Alfred.

“Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus)

What if we had a new Disney film with the main character as this pessimistic cynic who's co-lead is this magical sunny optimist (very much like EPIC's Polites in "Open Arms")

The whole plot would be these two fighting against this evil which is trying to take away or break the magic of the world to try and prove themselves right about the uselessness of hope (or something along those lines their basically and old school Disney villian like Maleficent or Hades)

The cynic learning that the world does have hope/things can get better and that just saying things suck isn't going to change it and the optimist learns to have more caution in situations and that whilst it is good to see the world as this bright loving place it should not blind you to the reality that not everyone is good or kind and that shouldn't keep you down.

percy finding out his dad is a god and immediately going to confront him is so funny to me. like he really said “either i’m catching a child support check or he’s catching these hands”

I’m very excited for my latest craft experiment, where I rhythmically slap sale rank oil paint onto a canvas and I see how long it takes to dry so that I can finally touch the paint textures I stare at so longingly in museums. 12 hours in, still wet. I am beginning to think this might take longer than I thought which you can imagine is quite a burden, as I am absolutely horned up to rub this paint.

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever