I’m sorry but Percy being like “ohhh so theres gotta be three guys that go on a life-threatening war-preventing quest. great for them. let me know when you find them. or don’t. lmao” and then trying to dip Is so Percy of him I can’t
*watching my idiot prince regent on the dance floor* yes, my liege. throw it back most indubitably, sire
What if we had a new Disney film with the main character as this pessimistic cynic who's co-lead is this magical sunny optimist (very much like EPIC's Polites in "Open Arms")
The whole plot would be these two fighting against this evil which is trying to take away or break the magic of the world to try and prove themselves right about the uselessness of hope (or something along those lines their basically and old school Disney villian like Maleficent or Hades)
The cynic learning that the world does have hope/things can get better and that just saying things suck isn't going to change it and the optimist learns to have more caution in situations and that whilst it is good to see the world as this bright loving place it should not blind you to the reality that not everyone is good or kind and that shouldn't keep you down.
today I leaned that snails, in fact, have more teeth then great white sharks
✨enjoy✨
“Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus)
Luke: You can't force the gods to do anything
Percy "pay your freaking child support" Jackson: Bet
Autumn 🍂 is here !!
wait a fucking second are you telling me that grover got both percy and nico into mythomagic so that they'd be familiar with the gods and heroes and monsters they'd be hearing about for the rest of their lives???? is mythomagic a standard part of satyr protection protocol??????
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