Nikolai: *cuddling Sigma* This Is The First Time I Got To Be Intimate With Someone That Didn’t Run

Ranpo: I’ve never told anyone this but, I love you!

Poe: All I did was share one of my pastries with you.

Imagine Mc knew different languages and them and Ais are having a conversation in front of everyone in another language but no one knows what they are saying

Ignis: *walks into a room* I’m back with the ingredients I’ll start din-

Gladio: *holding Prompto down*

Noct: *attempting to put a bra on Prompto*

Ignis: *drops the bag, throwing his hands up* YOU KNOW WHAT I DON’T WANT TO KNOW

Gladio: gonna ask where we got the bra?

Ignis: I give up with you three!

Dazai: I try to be a good lover.

Chuuya: He got my boss to convince me to dress up like a vampire to trick an anemic bastard into thinking I was on his side. He then proceeded to try and drown me with said bastard.

Dazai: Yeah well you shot me.

Kunikida: WHY ARE YOU TWO IN MY APARTMENT?! ITS 3 AM IN THE MORNING!

Nikolai: October has been here for over a week I wanna so something for Halloween.

Fyodor: Like what?

Nikolai: Oh you know, carve pumpkins, pick apples, murder you and dress you up as a scarecrow….

Lucy: Give it up. I have Tiger kitty’s heart.

Akutagawa: You may have his heart but I have the weretiger’s leg.

Atsushi: Oh come on! Again?!

Fyodor: Sigma, you seem happier than usual today, did something good happen?

Sigma: I have obtained a relic that has given me great happiness.

Nikolai: Someone gave him a gun. Fyodor, please take the gun away from him, he’s shot at me twice already…

Leander and Kira stuck on a tomb

Leander: this is really romantic actually. You and me alone.

Kira: Okay. I am going to sacrifice you.

Mhin: *on the other side* Not until he pays me first!

Mhin: *feeding the stray cats*

Vere: only time you will ever drown in pussy

Mhin:

Vere:

*30 minutes later*

Kuras: Stabbed by Mhin?

Vere: fuck you and heal me you fucking doctor.

It could be either, I sometimes get the weapons mixed up.

Nero: Ver- I Mean dad I got you a gift for Christmas.

Vergil: *surprised that Nero actually got him something.* what is it-

Nero: *stabs Vergil with blue rose* MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!