The Cullen Family Chat When The Parents Are Away

Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

Carlisle looking at emmetts grades for the billionth time and wondering why after many decades he still can’t do his multiplications :

people in 2008: this is just a phase, no one cares about twilight

people in 2020:

green is what?

GOOD

LETS GO!

OTHER BUS, OTHER BUS

Unseen footage of Edward Cullen in new moon scrolling through Bella's pictures on his cellphone

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The Office Memes: The Cullens Edition

Bella throughout the first 3.5 books in a nutshell:

Edward desperate to access Bella’s impenetrable mind:

Alice who has Jasper but also wants in on the Bella x Edward relationship:

Jasper when he’s just hungry vs. Jasper when he gets to show off his beheading skills:

Rosalie when Edward gets all judgmental about her thoughts:

Emmett when he says something rather deep:

Esme wanting to spread more love:

Carlisle being cautiously optimistic about his family members’ recent track records:

“Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear,” Bella agreed, nodding solemnly.”

Emmett: