My Lonely Ass Thought Process While Working Out: If I Get Lots Of Muscles Now, I Will Be Strong Enough

Today in class a friend of mine rolled up a small bit of excess paper and handed it to me while saying “garbage.” Our teacher heard but missed out on the “gar” part and thought he just said “bitch” and we all had a good laugh. Later I hand a piece of paper back saying “gar-bitch” and that is now my favorite insult pun.

Picture this.

Leviathan takes Lena to hurt Lex once they find out Lex is targeting them. Lena cleverly escapes (because she’s a badass) before getting caught by Leviathan during her escape and ends up being in real danger.

As soon as Kara finds out Lena is in danger, she freakin flies over and beats the crap out of whatever member of Leviathan is threatening Lena, but gets hurt during her blind rage fight and Lena finishes them off and helps hurt Kara. Thus begins their first step towards mending their relationship. Fighting to protect each other and realizing they still care deeply for each other.

Level One: Checking for the romantic interest’s pulse after getting badly injured with two fingers on their wrist

Level Ten: Checking for the romantic interest’s pulse after getting badly injured by straddling them and laying their head on their chest while listening intently

Gasp! My OTP! I love every one of these!

a compilation of all the korrasamis i drew this yr in order !! it was a productive yr 💪🔥

I’m so fuckin STUPIDDDDDDD! Oh my GODDDDD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Okay so, the best friend that I have a crush on that I mentioned in a previous post, I visited a lil while ago in her state. I literally stayed with her for a week. I was so distracted by trying to act straight in front of her very religious and conservative family that I completely missed all of her signals she was giving me that she was into me. And I’m only realizing then NOW. WEEKS later...

She literally joked that I would look really good with my SHIRT OFF, and specifically pointed out that she sang the lyrics in a song that says “I like boys and girls” and her older sister gave her a weird look like... And if that isn’t enough, the moment we landed and got in the car to drive back to her place, she puts on a song from girl in red, which I sang too and was like, “oh, you listen to girl in red?” Like, that’s supposed to be the signal!!! How did I miss it!!!! We flirted so goddamn much the entire week and I never made a move because I was worried that she wouldnt be into girls!!!!! She was giving me all the signals and apparently I’m fucking blind. UGHGGGHGHHH

When I introduced myself to a first grade class, a kid immediately raised his hand only to say, “your voice is really low!” Now this is the only thing I’m sure about how other people perceive me because kids legit have zero filter and all the other kids seemed to be in general agreement.

I deeply appreciate this after what S3 put me through lol

okay this took me so long but i think it was worth it

Why doesn’t anyone make any pirate movies anymore? I feel like people saw the Pirates of the Caribbean and then were just like, “Yep, this is it. This is all we’ve got.” I want adventures on the high seas with a crew that are all best friends, getting up to shenanigans together. I want danger and banter and beautiful sword fights. I want a romance of shipmates slowly falling in love as they fight alongside each other and relax together as they rock in the boat. I want a badass woman captaining a ship. I want the domestic pirate life, cooking and eating together, or sitting up on the rig with wind in their hair staring at clouds. I want late night celebrations after a battle. I want more pirates.

Oh my god guys! I just had a great idea!

So we all know the amazing eco brutalist architecture...

This stuff. Brilliant. Amazing. Show stopping...

Anyways, what if instead of clearing black people out of their prospering towns to make room for parks and reserves (looking at you Central Park😡) what if we started to make VERTICAL PARKS. Like, make a building in areas that might be too cramped for space and like, plant a crap ton of moss, flowers, plants and shit. Moss is better at making oxygen than trees anyways, so the air at the park would be mega crisp. And you could make like a cute little complex irrigation system inside. Have the building open to anyone for anytime. There needs to be tons of windows and benches to sit on and look out of them. Like???? It would be perfect and beautiful??? Why hasn’t this been done?