Oh My God I Found It!

Oh my god I found it!

Oh My God I Found It!
Oh My God I Found It!

It’s called the Chicago Police Segway SE-3 Patroller

This is the thing I saw! It costs $12,000-$20,000 USD according to an article but I can’t get the actual retail price from Segway unless I’m part of the police, wtf. This is fucking outrageous.

Was at the airport today and saw a cop on this like, high tech fuckin, robot sitting Segway thing that must’ve cost a fortune cuz it was like, super high tech lookin, and he literally rode it up to a TV monitor in the hallway and watched a basketball game for like 20 minutes while sitting on it. So like, hell yeah, defund the fuckin police. Why buy robots for cops to slack off on when you could... idk... fund schools, or literally anything else.

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