Oh my god I found it!
It’s called the Chicago Police Segway SE-3 Patroller
This is the thing I saw! It costs $12,000-$20,000 USD according to an article but I can’t get the actual retail price from Segway unless I’m part of the police, wtf. This is fucking outrageous.
Was at the airport today and saw a cop on this like, high tech fuckin, robot sitting Segway thing that must’ve cost a fortune cuz it was like, super high tech lookin, and he literally rode it up to a TV monitor in the hallway and watched a basketball game for like 20 minutes while sitting on it. So like, hell yeah, defund the fuckin police. Why buy robots for cops to slack off on when you could... idk... fund schools, or literally anything else.
this whole discussion about a Mulan life-action baffles me. Like… I love the fun with Mushu and all but? Why do we need a Disney remake of the movie when there is
a pretty much epic
beautiful
actually Chinese version
with great characters
and Mulan’s more accurate story
readily available???
Since 2009??
My lonely ass thought process while working out: If I get lots of muscles now, I will be strong enough to carry my [nonexistent] girlfriend ☺️
My lonely ass thought process while shopping:
If I buy a lot of enormous hoodies now, I will have plenty to give my [nonexistent] girlfriend ☺️
Was anyone going to tell me that symbiotic bacteria supply much of the serotonin hormone in our body, or was I just supposed to read that in my textbook myself?
I propose that we create a pride month tradition, in honor of Marsha P Johnson, of throwing bricks at cops. It’s what she would’ve wanted.
Just a Super and a Luthor being married happily ever after.
Blind by ROLE MODEL
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
hey y’all i’m doing a very scientific study, pls reblog/like if you shipped Kim and Shego from Kim Possible when you were little and now ship Catradora, i want to see if there’s a pattern
Wait I’ve seen this before…
Oh yeah, Aladdin 😌
Golden tortoise beetles
(via)
holy shit the sex scene is even more intimate without the music