I can’t forget them THEYRE TOO FUCKING BIG SOMEONE TAKE THEM PLEASE
question for really any afab people out there:
do yall ever forget you have tits? like I do. 100% I do. I will walk around my house or to the store or go literally anywhere and then realize "WAIT I HAVE TITS" and then i remember that they can in fact be perceived and I do not have itty bitties so like THEY CAN BE SEEN and then it's like "Well this isn't acceptable in the eyes of society" and then "FUCK SOCIETY ANYWAYS #TITSOUT" but also NOOOOO DO NOT SEE THEM GO AWAY so it's like yeah
i constantly forget i have them somehow
Welp. My life has gone to shit so here's a notes game with meeeee hah. (I made the numbers obnoxiously big cause I don't wanna do any of this lollll)
10 notes. I'll brush my teeth(toothpaste blegh)
50 notes. I'll stay clean for a week(arms are healed!)
100 notes. I'll finally finish my book(I worked on a chapter. Out on wattpad now!)
500 notes. I'll clean my room
750 notes. I'll tell my therapist about my suic1al thoughts (<3)
1000 notes. I'll open up to my friends.... (They were chill!!)
2000 notes. I'll talk to my aunt about my mental problem(she gave me advice)
5000 notes. I'll tell my mom about my eating habits. (I now have an eating schedule heh) <3
8000 notes. I'll stay clean for a month(ahhhh)
10000 notes. I'll stop isolating myself.
20000 notes. I'll go back inpatient AGH....
Don't you dare do this you all. >_<
(If the goal is white it means its been completed)
(If the goal is green it means it has been started but not completed)
me when my disabilities disable me:
Y'all know those support pillows advertised to pregnant people? What if Sanji buys one for Zoro when he's pregnant with the twins, you know showing that he's listening when Zoro complained about how he's uncomfortable and he's aching all over and it's really not helping with his poor sleep at the moment either. And Zoro LOVES the pillow. His body feels so supported now, he's aching less, it's overall pretty great.
And now Sanji is jealous of a pillow.
He's jealous of a fucking pillow 😭
"I miss his cuddles" Sanji whines pathetically. I think Zeff would fuck with him by buying Zoro ANOTHER of the same pillow but for the couch so now Zoro still isn't cuddling but instead using his pillow sihsjsje
Ace won
“Race you to the other side!” 🔥 🎩 👒
I’m a Apollo and Artemis devotee I do all this but also hate men with a passion and really love archery
(Yes I know there more to Artemis than that but if I got into detail we would be here all day)
im an apollo devotee, of course im the biggest literature nerd youve ever seen.
im an apollon devotee, of course i burst into song whenever something slightly resembles a lyric.
im an apollon devotee, of course i love musicals and want to participate in one even though my school wont allow it
im an apollon devotee, of course i find beauty in all kinds of art.
im an apollon devotee, of course i love the sun.
im an apollon devotee, of course i draw the moment i get the chance.
im an apollon devotee, of course i love to learn.
im an apollon devotee, of course i love to read and wont shut up about it.
im an apollon devotee, of course im a biology student (and i suck at ti)
im an apollon devotee, of course i love him
Ahh yes the ability to get high on air
Fuck your weed, i smoke oxygen.
I vote to go all out rupunzel
i feel so violent every time i get a pan
like please i just wanna hit someone
Me
99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
How bout no
pro tip: drink water