Me When My Disabilities Disable Me:

Who me

I have a spider on my ceiling that's been living there for three weeks, I called him Dave

But now I haven't seen him for a day.... If I don't se ehim tomorrow I'll hold a funeral for my dear beloved Dave

Hell yeah you can call me your friend

Imma do a thing

50 reposts and I actually try to get 8hrs of sleep

100 reposts and I delete TikTok

500 reposts and I ask my host fam if we can go to the beach

2000 reposts and I tell the person I like that I like them

20000 reposts and I come out to my mum

ERM ActUaLlY

Some teas taste better when you steep them in different temperature water

Herbal teas are also different all together (though most teas should have the optimal brew temperature on the box)

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Come on then

"go fuck yourself"

No, how about you do come here and do it yourself, you coward

I would like to share my slay ass out fit for today

Also I’ve only gone an hour without TikTok and I feel like I’m gonna die

“I can’t believe how much potential you have”

Well fuck I’ll never use it

WHOEVER CAN STRING MY HUSBANDS OLD BOW AND SHOOT THROUGH 12 AXES CLEANLY WILL BE THE NEW KING SIT DOWN AT THE THROWN AND RULE WITH ME AS HIS QUEEN

And literally everything else from epic the musical

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Hey I just don’t like the other clown he’s mean but I like myself, the trapeze artist, the juggler, the mc and my teacher

If you can't take the clowns, get out of the circus

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

Yasssss slay quing

~1 day 5 hours clean <3

I got pickypads and a fucking ton of red pens yesterday