I Find The Fact That Simon And Alec Keep Walking On On Each Other In *compromising Positions * Hilarious.

Anyone else remember when Simon and George were gonna raise baby out if there sock drawer? Cause it was so pure I love them so much!

What ever you do don't imagine Simon asking Alec and Jace about Shadowhunter marriage puposals, while at the same time Izzy's asking Clary about the Mundane traditions, cause they both want to purpose and stereotypical gender roles don't effect them.

These dads and their idiot sons deserve better

Happy father’s day

Malec

i want to experiment. reblog this with your fav tsc ship. i want to see which one is truly the most popular.

MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS

- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.

- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)

- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.

- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.

- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.

- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.

- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.

- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.

- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.

- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.

- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.

- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate

- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.

- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.

- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.

- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.

- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.

- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.

- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world

-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned

- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught

- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass

- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.

- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.

- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.

- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.

- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.

My head cannon that makes no sense but lives rent free in my head any way is that Alec calls Simon Elijah...and he gives no explanation as to why.

I honestly need to know if I’m the only one who growing up reading TMI I imagined Alec Lightwood as arab, I’m Emirati and Palestinian so that might play a role but I can’t seriously be 100% alone in this 😭😭

I mean....i always pictured him really, but still lighter than magnus, so i had trouble picturing him like will...aka british white boi...if that's helpful?? Not really arab...but like south american almost..if that makes sense at all. but thats just how I picture him.

TMI Gang on a mission after edom

Alec: * makes a plan*

Simon: That's a shitty plan

Alec: okay you might have pulled through in Edom, but I make the plans!

Alec: I kept Jace and Izzy alive before you showed up

Simon: That's because your plans are shitty but theirs are somehow worse

Jace and Izzy: That's fair

Tony: *stares in concern*

Morgan: people who sleep without socks on make me worry.

Harley: people who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.

Shuri: People who sleep are weird.

Peter: I was a sock once.

New York Shadowhunters playing Truth or dare

Izzy: I dare you to kiss the next person to walk in the room.

Jace: Not a chance, that's childish and immature.

Simon: *walks in* hey do any of you want .....

Jace:*standing up* well a dares a dare, I've got no choice.