random mugger: give me your money
harley: *holds up a reverse UNO card* bitch, give me YOUR money
random mugger: the fuck-
**later**
harley: and that's how i avoided getting mugged!
tony: from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck, Harley
There is nothing worse than wanting to go home, but not knowing where that is anymore.
So...we all just collectively forgot about Jess right???
Neil being regarded for the moment....were sll in agreement the Nathaniels bestie would be Allison yes?
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
As a member of the LGBTQIA+ community I'm wishing all my fellow queers ( and let's face it, noting about tumblr is cis!het) a very happy Pride! This is the first pride I've been 'out' to my friends as aro and honestly it great!! For all of my closeted queers and those in non supportive household! You very valid and welcome here!!
Me: Comics!Tony seems to much more reasonable than MCU!Tony, I’m starting to actually like him
Comics!Tony:
Recruits Supervillians to hunt down Superheroes
Signs Peter up to hunt down Superheroes without even bothering to consult him
Enforces a law he KNOWS is unjust and wrong when being a hero literally means doing the exact opposite of that
Tells Peter this is how things are and it’s not gonna change one second…
Threatens Aunt May and Mary Jane
Literally goes back on his position about whether the prison he’s built is temporary or permanent
… the last three kinda speak for themselves, tbh
Simon - is 100% Pansexual, like he literally dosent care at all, he just thinks people are pretty, definitely experimented with He/They pronouns at some point. Not for me personally but I LOVE the thought of him being Trans...it would just add a whole new level to the books, plus him and Diana?? They would have the most chotic friendship and just vibe. Alec won't let them be alone together after they almost killed a bunch of homophobic/transphobic clave members, cause neither if them take any shit.
Isabelle - Have to do her next cause cause Sizzy = life. She's definitely Demi something, Demi Romantic or Demi sexual. Was most likely very confused an frustrated with herself( that why she dated around but nothing stuck.) She didn't know it existed until Clary explained it l, when she was confused about what she felt for Simon after Edom.
Alec - I read a fic where he was a hermaphrodite (intersex) and it was so good! And you know Magnus our 'Free Wheeling Bisexual' would be nothing but supportive. He didn't know pride was a think and was very confused when Simon asked if he was going. He got scared by all the people flirting with him and basically hid behind Magnus the whole time. It was adorable.
Clary - Clary is the type of bisexual who doesn't tell any one she's bi, not because she embarrassed, but she just kinda assumes everyone knows( they don't, she comes off as straight.) Gets offended when people assume she's straight. Is very confused about They/Them, She/They, He/ They pronouns, she trys but just can't understand them, very supportive non the less!
Jace - He was bicourus for a little while, experimented a bit ( with Clary knowledge of course,) but ultimately decided he's heterosexual. One day he realized that hes the only straight in the TMI gang and just being completely done, accepted his role as the token straight of the group.
Maia - honestly does not care what she is, doesn't use and sorta of labels out side of not straight. Uses She/They pronouns, the type to get into a conversation with a homophobe and drop the ' you know I'm not straight right?' Half way through.
Rafael Lightwood-Bane - started questioning around 14-15. Relised he was somewhere along the ace spectrum and went to talk to his aunt Izzy cause she's also on it, and wanted to ask about it. He walked in on her and Simon were in the middle of some not so vanilla things and now jokes that they scared him ace, Alec agrees, walking in in them is scary, he's done it too.
I have this theory that after Simon Accends, him and Alec just completely switch roles in the TMI gangs dynamic. Like Alec just becomes this Chotic gay that just says and does stuff randomly and everyone just looks at him. And Simon reluctantly become "The Mom Friend" and attempt to keep everyone in check, and make sure they eat and just be 'gag' responsible.
The TMI Gang in the first half if TMI:
Idk guys maybe we should wait for the adults
The TMI Gang in the second half of TMI:
The adults are useless, guess we have to do this ourselves.
The TMI Gang in TDA:
Wait...WE ARE THE ADULTS!!
So Magnus.....Memory spells...just run in the family?