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instead of actually listening to tma ive taken to memorizing the jurgen leitner rant because it is funny and wow i have shit memory

Fellas, if your game has:

A Simple Style

An Emphasis on Building

Esoteric Crafting Recipes

A Leveling/Enchanting System

Traveling Through Different Dimensions

A Meta Narrative

And Frog Breeding

Then that's not your game, that's Homestuck

you ever hear about a person you knew years ago and just. wow. so you were not a figment of my imagination.

pride boat🌈

the audacity some people have. like i shared something about the new my little pony movie and mentioned how i enjoyed it. and my friend thinks its okay to pop up in my dms telling me how shit it was and then be passive agressive about it, as if it was me who did something wrong. yikes.

"frankenstein's monster"? um. uh actually. he's not- *holding back tears* please say 'the creature' he's not actually a monster!! he's just a little very tall guy who didn't ask to be born!!! *sniff* he's literally just- why are you calling him a monster???!? it's people like you who made him turn to violence! he's not .... he's not a monster!! *breaks down crying*

with instagram AND messenger gone my only ways to annoy my friends is gone... god fuckingdamnit

my personal favorite like brand of jon lines is basically where he’s just [picture of edwardian offense] I’m hip

daily rreminder you Can be a teenager and also be ace/poly/in a queerplatonic relationship!