I Am Very Unfomfortable With This Whole Human Thing

hes a fucking hallucination. im calling it. hes. FUCJ. HE CANT TALK TO THOSE OEOPLE OR GO TO THE ER BECAUSE HE IS NOT REAL?!!!!!!!! FUUUUCKCKCJ!!!!! "SHE BRINGS THE BEST FLOWERS" TO YOUR GRAVE YOU FUCK!!!!! BITCH

when youre reading a fic and suddenly the pattern starts being a pattern and FUCK your favourite character is either going to kill himself or die in a tragic accident after helping the main character overcome his issues. FUCK. FUCK THIS!!!!!!

My Immortal

by Just_A_Simple_Writer

Hi my name is Gerard Dark’ness Dementia Raven Delano-Keay and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Gerard Way (AN: if u dont know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin with lots of eye tattoos. I’m also an eye avatar, and I work at a place called the Magnus Institute in England. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black MCR shirt and a black trenchcoat, black fishnets and black combat boots. I was walking outside The Magnus Institute. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of archive assistants (dey r PREPZ) stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Words: 504, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi

Characters: Gerard Keay, Martin Blackwood, Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Gertrude Robinson, Elias Bouchard

Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Gerard Keay, Martin Blackwood/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Gerard Keay/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist

Additional Tags: Crack, so much crack, Crack Treated Seriously, ignore those tags, this is a completely normal fic, and its MY IDEA COMPLETELY ORIGINAL and if u disagree ur a PREP!!!!1!1!!, (take a wild guess as to what au THIS is), (thats right), Alternate Universe -My Immortal (Fanfiction), Other Additional Tags to Be Added

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/33491686

GRIAN REALLY SAW ALL OF US LOSING OUR MINDS OVER ALL THE DUOS AND SAID OK. GAY PEOPLE CAN HAVE RIGHTS!!

it looks like Someone doesnt like emotions in their musicals

just got sent a sad video about me leaving my old school and. i am sobbing.

Absolutely obsessed with this tweet

if u know what fanfic this is from please dont mention it i am very embarassed. anyways. thinking about my favs.

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