The Apples Did Not Keep The Doctor Away. In Reality, She Touched My Spine And Told Me I Need To Get More

the apples did not keep the doctor away. in reality, she touched my spine and told me i need to get more flexible otherwise my backs gonna start hurting soon.

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3 years ago

do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles

3 years ago

reblog this to validate my efforts of not looking like a dead account

3 years ago

what the fuck.why are people on instagram calling spamton a tumblr sexyman. he is just a little guy. wtf.


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3 years ago

ive decided i Do Not wanna see dsmp content anywhere anymore no fucks complaining about it being stupid but also no goddamn stans you guys are so exhausting

3 years ago

god i love fanfiction

God I Love Fanfiction

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2 years ago
The Gemini Urge To Eat Shit And Die

the Gemini urge to eat shit and die

2 years ago

I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!

A piece of cloth teaching you how to draw cloth folds of different material. Each picture depicts two arms in the same material - one thin arm and one fat arm.
THICK clothes only have a few folds! Sometimes a bump is all it takes to suggest a fold for THICK stuff. Examples are sweaters, hoodies, wool, fleece, and denim
THIN clothes have a lot of folds and bumps! Thin stuff usually has more lines that wrap around what's underneath. Examples are rayon, cotton, and crepe
SMOOTH stuff have "squiggly" folds. Smooth cloth folds tend to "loop" back to where they start. Examples are silk, velvet, Satin, Bamboo cotton, and most luxurious stuff
SOFT clothes have round folds. Unlike smooth stuff, soft stuff doesn't have many "squiggles" or solid lines in between. Examples are down jackets, fur, fleece, washed linen, and polyester
STIFF clothes have angular folds! Most folds tend to look triangular - assuming they even fold at all! Examples are raincoats, New denim, canvas, and suits
PS I have avoided talking about loose vs tight clothing since whatever is loose on one person (A shows a thin arm in a baggy yellow sleeve) might not be as loose on a different person (B depicts the same sleeve which comfortably fits around the fat arm). However it's still important to learn about these type of things.
Person asks, "So uh... what happens if the clothes are Smooth and Thin, or Thick and Soft?" The answer is DO BOTH! Top right shows a full woman in a dress that has a Smooth skirt and a Stiff top half. Even though it's one dress, one part is more Smooth while the other part is more Stiff. There are more examples but don't forget to study hard and have fun!
2 years ago

throughout my years of being stupid on the internet it hass always been my biggest wish to have a big following. At first i wanted to be a minecraft youtuber, one who always wins the fight and has the prettiest builds. then i wanted to become a singer, or a lyricist, so my favorite bands liked me. I also wanted to be an actor at one point. Now i dream popular enough artist to have fanart made of me, to have people assign me which insect or bird or mushroom i am the most like.


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3 years ago

i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it’’s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i’m not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i’m talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it’s literally not even that difficult and it matters so much


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3 years ago

hello gay people of the internet i am back, and i did not finish a single podcast while i was sad. but i did start archive 81. its fun. looove itt. what the fuck is netflix doing. also how does one get mutuals on here.


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