the apples did not keep the doctor away. in reality, she touched my spine and told me i need to get more flexible otherwise my backs gonna start hurting soon.
do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles
reblog this to validate my efforts of not looking like a dead account
what the fuck.why are people on instagram calling spamton a tumblr sexyman. he is just a little guy. wtf.
ive decided i Do Not wanna see dsmp content anywhere anymore no fucks complaining about it being stupid but also no goddamn stans you guys are so exhausting
the Gemini urge to eat shit and die
I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!
throughout my years of being stupid on the internet it hass always been my biggest wish to have a big following. At first i wanted to be a minecraft youtuber, one who always wins the fight and has the prettiest builds. then i wanted to become a singer, or a lyricist, so my favorite bands liked me. I also wanted to be an actor at one point. Now i dream popular enough artist to have fanart made of me, to have people assign me which insect or bird or mushroom i am the most like.
i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it’’s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i’m not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i’m talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it’s literally not even that difficult and it matters so much
hello gay people of the internet i am back, and i did not finish a single podcast while i was sad. but i did start archive 81. its fun. looove itt. what the fuck is netflix doing. also how does one get mutuals on here.