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ryan giving a virtual kiss on top of gavin’s head in the new 7 Days to Die was the best thing to come out of achievement hunter.
this is so great. fuck toxic masculinity. we need something like this stateside (x) | follow @this-is-life-actually
“I have A boyfriend” *realizes he just exposed himself* “…a lot.”
michael: "YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU JUST MISSED THE TURN!!!!!"
michael: "fucking cock now you have to get to the next u-turn which is like a bajillion miles away!!!!"
michael: "well done, idiot"
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ryan: "there's a hole 12 yards ahead, you should drive into it"
ryan: "you are now edgar"
ryan: "always. edgar."
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lindsay: "DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM BITCHES THAT AIN'T SHIT. TURN RIGHT."
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jack: "in 25 yards, look to your left, that would be a nice place to build a house"
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geoff: "i'm too drunk for this right now, go use google maps or something"
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gavin: "WOT IF your car wasn't a car?"
gavin: "front flip for style!"
gavin: "WOT IS THE DESTINATION"
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caleb: "you're a great driver in all directions! go drive any direction you want"
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ray: "turn left, or right. or something i don't fucking know."
ray: "merge into oncoming traffic. i mean, yolo right?"
Why is this me
I have found my new ringtone
Hey everybody, I’m gonna fly away on an airplane from my broken home to the girl who cried wolf. She makes my heart catch fire. She’s kinda hot and when I feel invisible we waste the night together in San Francisco. I wanna breathe her in like a vapor and I wish we could go on a permanent vacation to outerspace together no matter how much money it cost. I don’t want to feel like a castaway anymore. We both have jet black hearts and it’s time we safety pin them together.
So you don't need me?
Someone glad to meet his giant back …
Baekhyun: hey Chanyeol Chanyeol! come down come down man~ c'mon man