Kit: Ow! My armkle! Elora: Your WHAT??? Jade: *sighs* her wrist.
Kit: If I die put popcorn kernels in my body Airk: Why? Kit: Have my body cremated and leave the funeral home a fun yet tasty surprise :D Airk: No??? Why the hell-
not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.
Jade: Truth or dare?
Kit: Truth.
Jade: How many hours have you slept this week?
Kit: Dare.
Jade: Kit, you have to sleep.
Kit: Uggghh, I hate this game.
When I was a kid I was “darn I just love when female characters pretend to be dudes for whatever reason” and the reason will not shock you in the slightest
🚨MY FAMILY URGENTLY NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT TO EVACUATED FROM THE GENOCIDE TO SAVE PLACE 🚨
Hello, my name is Ruba from Northern Gaza. I am writing to you today amidst harsh conditions that my family and I are enduring. We are in urgent need of your help. The war and the ongoing genocide put our lives in constant danger, and every passing minute could be our last.
We are living in a small tent that lacks the most basic necessities of life, such as clean water, electricity, and food. These essentials are currently unavailable to us, and we are in desperate need of them to survive.
My family and I are feeling extremely hopeless due to these tough circumstances. My parents are elderly and require medication and treatment, but there is no way to obtain them. We need your support to save our lives and protect my family from the death that is chasing us.
Maybe 10$ save my life and make different 🍉‼️
If someone told baby Taylor that her ex Taylor married another Taylor and that all three of them would become friends when she’s 33 years old she’d literally bonk them in the head with the koi fish guitar
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
They/them, INFP, Aquarius | many obsessions | life is life-ing so basically on hiatus :(
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