Wally And Artemis: *Arguing*

Wally: I started dating someone, but I’m afraid of telling you who because I don’t think you’ll like who it is...

Roy: Just rip off the bandage!

Wally: It's Artemis-

Roy: Put the bandage back on!

Roy: Hey in my defense I just found out that condoms are only like 97% effective.

Dick: What?

Roy: I got to go find her

Dick: oh hey oh oh hold on, are you serious?!

Dick: wait so 3% of the time they don't even work?! Huh! They should write that on box

Roy: evidently they do

Dick: What?! *pulls a strip of condoms to check*

Connor: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?

Wally: What up?

Dick: Who dis be?

Zatanna: No, he's imprisoned in Doctor Fate helmet, this is his daughter

*Right before when Artemis goes undercover*

Artemis: I know your deflecting by making jokes on how hot you are.

Wally *sobbing*: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack.

Wally West [whispering]: You look pretty.

Artemis Crock: What did you say?

Wally West: I said you look shitty, good night Artemis!

Artemis: You called me a whore and pushed me infront of a car

Sportsmaster: ARTEMIS I WAS IN A BAD MOOD

Artemis: Your baby never smiles. You ever notice that?

Wally: Yeah, I was making funny faces at her last night for like an hour and I got nothing.

Artemis: Maybe she's just a bitch.

Will: My baby is not a bitch!

Kaldur: Y'know what? This is the one thing I've learned tonight. I can't depend on anyone but myself.

Kaldur: I'm going to take care of myself. I'm going to bed

Roy: Go to bed?

Roy: What are you forty?

Kaldur: WE ARE THE SAME AGE!

M'gann: Uh-Kaldur should I be going to bed too?

Kaldur: I DON'T CARE!

M'gann: He said yes I think?

Artemis: I don't think he cares

Roy: I don't think he gives a shit what you do

Dick: We drove the thing off a cliff like any responsible group of friends with no drivers license would.

Artemis: I really like bad boys

Wally falls off the couch while wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito after trying to reach for a bowl of nachos and spilling them everywhere

Artemis, grinning and blushing like a love struck idiot as he watches Wally flail around on the floor: And by bad boys I mean boys that are bad at everything