Artemis: I Really Like Bad Boys

Jade *talking about Lawrence*: Can we throw him out the window yet?

Artemis: I think we should wait till we get to a higher altitude

Tim, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti mocha latte with, uhh, seven extra espresso shots.

Tim: Oh, and one of those caffeine sachets if you have them.

Kon: Jesus Christ just do cocaine.

Artemis: No I wouldn't call the cops

Zatanna: So you're saying if I murdered someone you still wouldn't tell anyone

Artemis: No but I'd hold it against you for the rest of your life. Like are you gonna do these dishes or... do I need to make a phone call?

Zatanna: I’m pretty not smart

Wally: it shows

Artemis walking into the room looking slightly disheveled: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Wally looking EXTREMELY DISHEVELED: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Kaldur: Y'know what? This is the one thing I've learned tonight. I can't depend on anyone but myself.

Kaldur: I'm going to take care of myself. I'm going to bed

Roy: Go to bed?

Roy: What are you forty?

Kaldur: WE ARE THE SAME AGE!

M'gann: Uh-Kaldur should I be going to bed too?

Kaldur: I DON'T CARE!

M'gann: He said yes I think?

Artemis: I don't think he cares

Roy: I don't think he gives a shit what you do

M'gann: What's one word you would use to describe yourself

Wally: Stress inducing

Zatanna: Do you know how many basic bitches would KILL to have the same personality as me?

Wally: How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?

M’gann: [places hand on chest] Doesn’t matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s here

Zatanna, nodding: Tits