Zatanna Zatara: It's Kinda Cold.

Wally: I am not single

Wally: I am available

Jade, talking about Wally: Artemis, your vagina needs glasses. He's not worth it.

Artemis: Your baby never smiles. You ever notice that?

Wally: Yeah, I was making funny faces at her last night for like an hour and I got nothing.

Artemis: Maybe she's just a bitch.

Will: My baby is not a bitch!

Batman *opening the batmobile*: Ugh.

Batman: This just screams I wasn't loved enough as a child

Robin: This is your car

Artemis: Why are there so many different pasta they all taste the same

Wally: Who hurt you?

Artemis: *Sweaty and wiping it off with bottom her shirt*

Zatanna: *Having gay thoughts*

Zatanna: *Yells* I'M A BOTTOM, PEG ME PLEASE

Artemis: Bland, Boring, M'gann

Artemis: If she were a spice she'd be flour

Wally: My type?

Wally: People who are mean and have zero interest in me obviously.

Zatanna: Pre-broth is an amazing stage, it's when you're most alert

Raquel: Good, 'cause someone needs to be alert tonight. This snake juice is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.

M'gann *drunk crying*: You don't even know ONE THING. I didn't even say ONE THING and then she asked me the WHOLE THING and I didn't even do it ONCE.

Dick *drunk*: I'm like, an elephant, okay if I walk into a room, it's like, ok, he's, in there.

Kaldur *hammered*: baba-booey

Wally *drunk*: Turn this music down! 🎵Butts 'n boob 'n love 'n stuff 🎵

Wally:...

Wally: 🎵Macaroni salad~🎵

Artemis *drunk*: *Furiously speaking vietnamese*

Conner: *Dancing*

Artemis: You called me a whore and pushed me infront of a car

Sportsmaster: ARTEMIS I WAS IN A BAD MOOD