Literally All Of Hallownest: Not To Be Racist Or Anything, But Spiders SUUUUUUUGHH—

Boss: [screams]

Ghost, on their fiftieth try: How about you shut up!?

Boss: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR GODDADAMN MOUTH?

Ghost, in Kingdom’s Edge: [gestures to metric shit-ton of Primal Aspids] Look a’ all those chickens!

Pale King, holding baby Hollow Knight: This bitch EMPTY!

Hollow Knight: ?!?

Pale King, hurling them into the Black Egg: Y E E T !

Team Cherry: Would you like a spider in your game?

New player: Yes.

Team Cherry: Say ‘please’.

New player: Please.

Deepnest: [appears]

New player:

AA AA A AAA A A A A A

Leg Eater, twitching and probably dead:

Ghost: Uh, hey, you— you okay?

Leg Eater, not so dead: W’sah? Hey, you wanna buy a charm for $5?

Quirrel: I've called this meeting because I've been informed that some of you aren't getting along.

God Tamer: Tiso and I are the only ones here.

Ghost, at one mask: oh no

The Hollow Knight, staggered: oh no

Hornet, embedding her needle in their face: O H Y E A H

Me: Is this the post queue function?

tumblr: yup

Me: And this lets me stagger my posts to only one a day.

tumblr: yup

Me: So if I set it to ‘Once per day’, it’ll post only one post a day.

tumblr: makes sense to me

Me: So don’t post two!

tumblr: i’m posting two

Five minutes of tweaking later...

tumblr: lol why not three

Me:

Pale King: I am the Pale King, guardian of the bugs!

White Lady: The Radiance quivers before him!

Pale King at the sun: FUCK OFF!

A’ight, so post queuing sucks. I just gonna be posting one per day — manually, that is. The timing won’t be as consistent, but at least I’ll be able to keep my stuff coming out on the regular instead of 1 post, 3 posts, 3 posts, 2, etc.

Here’s to a slightly slowed streak of probably outdated vines!