Latest Posts by imthepearadox - Page 7

Me: Gets an ad on YouTube from betterhelp that starts with “Let me guess, you’re thinking about going to therapy”

Also me: looks around slowly… “yeah.. thinking about going to therapy…” takes in the fact that I’m currently in a psych ward…

Ok I have determined that this book was written before you could play music from your phone because it’s saying you can bring a radio or an mp3 player with you. I’m even more impressed that it had a gay couple in it now!

“Certain sounds can soothe us. Listening to gentle music, for example, may be relaxing. In fact, this entire chapter was written while listening to classical music.” DBT book writer is a certified classical music enjoyer.

Keep in mind that I am a classical saxophone major in uni.

Ok I thought the DBT book was dating itself with how it was talking about the internet, but now it’s introduced a gay guy as its tiny example saying he had a fight with his boyfriend.

So that’s cool!

When the DBT workbook tells you to draw the faces of people you hate on balloons and then pop them 💀

When getting transferred out of the ER and to the mental hospital, I got to ride in an ambulamps with some cool paramedics. Halfway through the ride I said that it was pretty cool to be in an ambulance when it’s not some hectic emergency and he was so excited to show me around and where everything was and their new equipment. Did you know that the ambulances in my city just got new pulse oximeters that can read your pulse through your forehead rather than your finger? It’s especially important for folks who make have weak circulation, so the regular finger pulse oximeter can’t read your pulse, but there’s almost always good circulation to the head and brain so this new device can be used instead!

I’m not entirely sure how new it is overall, but apparently it’s new for the paramedics here :)

None of this whole thing has been told to my mom yet so while I was in the ER with my phone being dead I apparently got a text from her that just said, “Do your passport renewal.” No hello, no how are you doing, just straight to the point.

Had to resist the urge to go, “uh…. Welll…. Nooo…… kinda uh…. Craaaaaazyyyy.”

While I was waiting in the ER for them to transfer me to the mental hospital, some paramedics brought a guy on a gurney into a room nearby. I couldn’t see them but I could hear them talking. They went to lower the gurney and it made a very loud creaking sound. Without missing a beat, one of the paramedics goes, “Sounds just like my knee ouff.” and laughs. I long to be that funny someday.

Going to spam post a bunch of the funny things I’ve sent my friends because I think it will be entertaining to have a log of this fiasco later.

@theshortbosmer maybe don’t panic if you see this lmao

So I’m in a mental health hospital. And I think I’m annoying my friend with the random thoughts I read so I’m going to post dumb things into the ether known as the internet now, thanks tumblr.

So I’m in a mental health hospital. And I think I’m annoying my friend with the random thoughts I read so I’m going to post dumb things into the ether known as the internet now, thanks tumblr.

Man, how do you think the kit feels in that scenario. Lil’ Whitekit, destined to be Whitefoot, gets no fun or surprise out of their warrior name. Well, unless Leaderstar is a spiteful motherfucker I guess. Tchehehe

Not to have warrior cats thoughts on main again but I wonder if it's considered gauche to name your kit in such a way that it's really clear you're gunning for a specific warrior name.

Like if Appleflower over in the nursery gives birth to a tortoiseshell with one white paw and names her Whitekit, does her leader give her a strong side-eye and think I see what you did there, I know you're trying to railroad me into fucking Whitefoot or Whitestep, and I swear to StarClan if I'm still leader by the time that thing has a ceremony, she's Whitecloud. I'll do it just to be a dick to you specifically, you can't fucking tell me what to do

Damn i havent posted in a while

anyways

dragonets :]

feel free to use these hc designs if youd like just dont use my ART as your own yk

Some warrior cats protagonists!

these are free to use with credit :3

arcs one and two have been done so far, will make some more soon!

I wish to hold him

He is going

I can’t find this broken piece, what do you mean broken piece

It's a Puzzle!

I love these TCG card artworks

(also please ignore the broken piece)

Hello hello. I do art I swear.