Lalo Was Interested In Pyrotechnics 🧨

The sexiest psycho that’s ever lived!

Truth. 👏

Vaas is basically me when I tried to drink bleach one time and Hoyt is my brother 🤣

Hoyt: Drinking a lot of coffee could kill you.

Vaas: Good. *chugs it down*

👏👏👏👏

Let me just get overly dramatic like a bitter ex for shits and giggles...

Will ppl STOP telling me oooooooh Vaas is probably maybe likely rumored to possibly maybe who knows show up in Far Cry 6?

Shut up! Vaas is NEVER EVER coming back. We had our fun, and our time together was perfect in every way, how he made me laugh, how he made me roll my eyes, how he made me question my every decision.

Hes gone okay! He walked straight out that door without even a single glance and hes NEVER COMING BACK.

So stop! It's over! It's done! Hes gone! Hes fucking gone, I can't, fucking, fuck off already okay, hes fucking gone! We buried him and hes dead and hes gone and we just need to...ugh, move on, okay. Just...move on...

(End scene)

This is whole ass Nacho Varga mood 🤣:

He scares the shit out of me ngl

YES!!!!!!!!!! 💗

basically me

The Lacho AU we wanted part 3: Lalo: “Dr.Varga! What a surprise! You know I would have cooked something for you, but there is no stove or anything.” He says with a welcoming smile that looks like it hurts ( and what do you mean he wouldn’t have said this to ‘dr.varga’?!?!?! )

And yes this IS Dr.Varga

Truth!!! 🙌

No one: 

Nacho:

The French twink reminded me of Michael Mando’s voice kinda cuz he’s French but Canadian ( not the same thing I know I’m sorry 😐)

Obsessed with this French twink and the way he says “keesses”

I love how Lalo sits down next to him with food and pats his back like a old friend. Is no one gonna mention that?