Aw Shit, Now I Want Good Omens To Have Them Starred In It! This Is Good! ❤️

Y’all I need this shit 🔥

It burns so smooth until like halfway thru it gets hella hot lol

Lmao 🤣 little does his drugged up ass know that he’s with Vaas and not Citra

J, cuddled up to vaas: citra you have ruined me mentally and physically I'm a shell of my former self where I used to be scared of nothing I'm now scared of fire, women, small spaces-

Vaas: no that's my fault. From the body pit. And from trying to set you on fire

J: oh right yeah. Citra you broke my dick

I really love how Lalo hesitated about saying that ‘confession’ to Nacho it was a beautiful confession 🥺🥺🥺

Next chapter is up!

Chapter 8 - Hail Infernal World

Lalo held his breath as Nacho and Marco stood together on the lawn. Would Nacho kiss him, and turn back to Lalo and smirk? Would they laugh at him, an old, injured animal unable to defend what was his? Or would they sneer in disgust at his helplessness?

Marco laid a hand on Nacho’s shoulder. Nacho heaved a sigh and shuddered, like Atlas might if someone offered to hold the world for a little while.

Anger flared blazing hot in Lalo for moment, but just as quickly burned itself out, a fire with no fuel. Familia lo es todo. The first lesson he learned, drilled into Salamanca children from birth. How could he hate his family? Sunlight glinted off Nacho’s ring as he raised his hand and placed it over Marco’s. Lalo’s heart twisted in an indescribable way when he realized that command encompassed Nacho now, too.

Lalo negotiates the terms of his surrender.

Hmmmm....🤔

hmmm

Truth. 👏

Lmao 🤣

bcs + community

YES!!!!!!!!!! 💗

basically me

PREECH ✊

Can someone make the Nacho varga shirt gif collection just like the one Lalo has?

Lalo is bae but Nacho is my color scheme

Aw poor jealous and entitled Lalo 😔

WIP excerpt

Reign in Hell, Chapter 8 - Hail Infernal World

“When does everyone get here?” Lalo asked when they’d finished eating.

“I told them lunch. They’re staying the night—Yolanda’s set up the servant’s quarters. Don’t think anyone’s going to want to stay in the guest house, even if we could get the smell out.” He glanced at the clock. “Marco and Leonel should be here any minute though.”

Lalo blinked. “You called them?”

Nacho folded his arms. “Of course I called them. They need to know what’s going on.”

It was true enough, but Lalo still felt a pit in his stomach. “And which version of the truth did you tell them?”

“They know we’re working with Fring.”

“And what did they say?”

Nacho shrugged. “Not much.” His voice softened. “Marco just asked what I needed.”

The pit in Lalo’s stomach grew larger. “And what do you need?”

“Reminders to the plaza bosses of our power, before they get any ideas. Everyone knows what Marco and Leonel are capable of. Besides, they’re Salamancas. They should be here. This is their empire too now.”

“And that’s all you want from them?” When Nacho didn’t answer, Lalo pressed further. “You aren’t going to fuck them again, are you?”

Nacho shifted in his seat and shrugged.

A cold anger brewed in him. “You want to punish me more—is that it?”

Nacho snorted. “You might find this hard to believe, but not everything is about you.”

“Then why?” He hit the table. “Ignacio, no! I will not stand for it!”

“Did you take too many of those pain pills, or can you just not get it through your thick fucking skull?” Nacho snarled. He pinched the bridge of his nose before continuing in a more measured tone. “Just so we’re perfectly clear—you don’t get a say in what I do anymore. No one does. Not Tuco, not Hector, not Fring—” He leaned forward and gave Lalo’s injured shoulder a hard tap, right on the bullet wound. “—and not you.”

Lalo was too stunned to react. Nacho stood. “Just shut up and do as you’re told. If you’re really good, maybe I’ll let you watch.”

Lalo stared at Nacho’s retreating back and rubbed his shoulder. That had really hurt.

Yep pretty much 👍

Top 5 Nacho scenes from BCS?

1. “it looks like a school bus for six year old pimps”

2. The Pill Switch (practice & execution)

3. The Glass of Milk Scene (when he tells papa varga that hector wants to use his shop and papa varga tells him to get out of his house)

4. Class of 2013 by Mitski (when he shows up at papa varga’s all shot-up and bloody and asks if he can stay the night)

5. Something Beautiful

6. The Fireside Chat

7. Threatening Jimmy with Wire Cutters/Accosting Jimmy at the Nail Salon/Jimmy You Gave My Score to Another Crew Didn’t You You Piece Of Shit/Fuck You Jimmy Drop Your Ice Cream on the Sidewalk

8. “Parkour!”

9. Nacho vs. Lalo’s Lie Detector

10. when he explains to mike why he needs tuco dead