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One for the lads

Very very scary. Last time, she was jumping up and down patting me on the head and speaking a mile a minute in French and then she started rapping Hamilton lyrics faster then they were originally rapped... it was scary.

No problem.

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

Ok.

I LIVE with Emmy. I’m used to dirty jokes so... go ahead.

Ok so first thing, does any one else besides @lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto and @gayboiohio want to be tagged in the embarrassing Emmy stories and pictures?

And two, out those who are being tagged have any triggers I should know about?

I know it’s probably not but I’m going to go with it because it probably has something to do with the thing that Emmy won’t tell me about and you guys were yelling at each other about on Discord.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @devour-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Before being adopted Emmy was a few things that she isn’t now, extremely outgoing, really self confident, and VERY VERY flirty. I witnessed this happen from a couple feet away. Emmy went up to one of the other kids and started very heavily flirting with them. The other person just kinda stood there, not seeming to care, and she straight up yelled “God dammit! Succumb to my charm!” and walked away. I don’t know why, but that story embarrasses her A LOT!

This is an embarrassing Emmy picture. She was walking a friends dog in this picture.

@boxofsteampunkplaces @tato-tahto @goodbimyfriends

I don’t know.

@boxofsteampunkplaces and @tato-tahto here is an embarrassing Emmy story.

I can tell you guys that my sister Emmy shares a room with me for two reasons. One, we don’t have enough bedrooms in the house and we have know eachother before, and two, she’s VERY scared of the dark. Now here’s where the embarrassing story comes in. It was Emmys first week of living with our family and she was given her own room (I was given the choice of if I wanted to share a room with one of our other brothers or if I wanted to sleep somewhere else and I chose to sleep in the basement), Emmy and I had been in the orphanage together before we got adopted, but we never really talked the only thing I knew about her was that she was bisexual and was basically the “mom” of the other girls (she is really caring and will probably make a wonderful parent in her future), i was awoken to footsteps running down the basement stairs at like 1:00 in the morning. Then I heard “Lorenzo,” I just kinda stayed silent thinking it was one of my brothers trying to prank me, then I heard “Lorenzo it’s Emmy. I can’t fall asleep, my room is to dark, this is gonna sound stupid but can you help me find a nitelite or something.” I got up and helped her and walked her to her room and plugged the nitelite into the wall for her, she thanked me and started walking and a plant that was in a pot on the floor brushed her leg and she screamed, we’re talking blood curdling scream, like a scream from out of a fucking horror movie. And then she had to explain to our parents and then I now I share a room with her because she’s so scared of the dark and freaks out almost nightly.

No this is Emmy.

I figured out his password.

Tag @goodbimyfriends bc 100% they are a great [tumblr]™

EVERYONE FOLLOW @goodbimyfriends AND HELP US SCREAM DEPTH AT MINNIE

ITS THE HEIGHT OF COMEDY

Mouse is wrong.

Nick and Lex are right.

send me a:“☮” and i’ll handwrite my tumblr crushes

Again my handwriting is horrible im sorry