REBLOG THIS POST IF IT IS OK FOR ME TO COME TO YOUR BLOG AND CAUSE CHAOS.

Sure.

Why Colorado

Why

She’s taking a nap right now but when she sees this she’ll probably do that weird squealing/purring thing she does when she reads messages from you.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Ok so when Emmy and I first met, she was a lot more outgoing (after I was adopted she was sent to a foster home and was abused so it makes sense why she’s shyer and more awkward now) and she didn’t fake an American accent yet, anyways so I was walking down one of the halls of the orphanage and happened to meet Emmy ( I had heard about her from my bunk buddy and he referred to her as “Foreign French chick”) and I just kinda said “Hi” and she full on stopped, looked me up and down and said “You’re short, you also have an accent, I’m told that accents are attractive,” I just looked at her like ‘what the fuck just happened’ and her eyes got huge and then she started rambling “oh my gosh you’re not attractive, wait That’s rude, it’s not that you’re not attractive, I just personally don’t find you very attractive.” I started laughing at her at this point and she said “Please believe me when I say that I don’t like you like that. I’m bisexual but I prefer girls.” And that’s the story of how Emmy and I first met.

Henlo

Hi

Ok, thank you.

LORENZO!

GROW SOME GOD DAMN BALLS AND JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY

EMMY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS SCARY OK!

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY YOU DIDNT TELL NICK THAT YOU LIKED THEM!!!

YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER BECAUSE OF AN AWKWARD YET STILL ADORABLE INTERACTION BECAUSE WE MADE A BET

It’s ok

Yup she’s my sister

she’s annoying most of the time and I HAVE SO MANY EMBARRASSING STORIES AND PICTURES OF HER!!!!

i totally didnt just follow you cause you said your sister followed you and thats my worst nightmare. bad luck btw. anygay, it was a great decision, even though i made it two seconds ago, cause you like Harry Potter and TUA, but also mainly cause youve talked to Kira and Kira is my friend adopted tumblr mom (there are a multitude over many social media thing ma jigs). sorry, i rambled, no clue why, anygay, HI IM TATO, I AM COMPLETELY BONKERS, SORRY, also, you seem really nice, baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hi tato...?

You’ve also talked to my sister right?

Emmy? Or Em? Or Emery? Whatever you call her.

me_irl

You have been booped

Heck!

IVE BEEN BOOPED

Shit.

Hi.

Nothings going on.

LORENZO!

GROW SOME GOD DAMN BALLS AND JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY

EMMY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS SCARY OK!

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY YOU DIDNT TELL NICK THAT YOU LIKED THEM!!!

YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER BECAUSE OF AN AWKWARD YET STILL ADORABLE INTERACTION BECAUSE WE MADE A BET

mutuals if i like your negative posts please just imagine me patting u on the back comforting you, not like i actually like that you’re hurt

Yup.

How are you?

Yeah.

Henlo

Hi