Merry (belated) Christmas From The Hargreeves 

This is at all of my followers...

Why do you follow me? I’m just randomly curious.

No problem. I have plenty more where that came from

@boxofsteampunkplaces and @tato-tahto here is an embarrassing Emmy story.

I can tell you guys that my sister Emmy shares a room with me for two reasons. One, we don’t have enough bedrooms in the house and we have know eachother before, and two, she’s VERY scared of the dark. Now here’s where the embarrassing story comes in. It was Emmys first week of living with our family and she was given her own room (I was given the choice of if I wanted to share a room with one of our other brothers or if I wanted to sleep somewhere else and I chose to sleep in the basement), Emmy and I had been in the orphanage together before we got adopted, but we never really talked the only thing I knew about her was that she was bisexual and was basically the “mom” of the other girls (she is really caring and will probably make a wonderful parent in her future), i was awoken to footsteps running down the basement stairs at like 1:00 in the morning. Then I heard “Lorenzo,” I just kinda stayed silent thinking it was one of my brothers trying to prank me, then I heard “Lorenzo it’s Emmy. I can’t fall asleep, my room is to dark, this is gonna sound stupid but can you help me find a nitelite or something.” I got up and helped her and walked her to her room and plugged the nitelite into the wall for her, she thanked me and started walking and a plant that was in a pot on the floor brushed her leg and she screamed, we’re talking blood curdling scream, like a scream from out of a fucking horror movie. And then she had to explain to our parents and then I now I share a room with her because she’s so scared of the dark and freaks out almost nightly.

Yeah I’m a male.

Do I have what?

Do you have it? It’s very important, you realize.

I’m right here you guys.

Im not short

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Oh my god. Wait.

Ask her if she took the right meds.

She might have taken her sleeping pills in the morning on accident. Mixed with some of her other meds it makes her loopy.

Emmy is being weird

She can't talk

She's texting like a drunk

Help

She might’ve gotten high again.

I’m in court right now. Can’t talk very much. Sorry.

*gives someone i like some attention* damn they prolly think im obsessed with them lemme chill

Five surprisingly gathers the family together for a game night and he chooses Simon Says and says "Simon says: shut up and don't move" and they all do cause they don't want to lose and Five just smiles and leaves and they all just stare at each other like "Shit what do we do he's definitely watching us and will teleport in at any moment if any one of us speaks or moves" and Five eventually turns off all the lights in the mansion and just leaves his siblings to quietly stand in the dark

IT WAS A LOVING BOOP

ITS A BOOP FROM A FRIEND

Oh

Ok,

I accept boop