Yeah I’m A Male.

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me)

@tato-tahto @goodbimyfriends

I found out what Renzo’s tumblr password is!!

It’s ok

Yup she’s my sister

she’s annoying most of the time and I HAVE SO MANY EMBARRASSING STORIES AND PICTURES OF HER!!!!

i totally didnt just follow you cause you said your sister followed you and thats my worst nightmare. bad luck btw. anygay, it was a great decision, even though i made it two seconds ago, cause you like Harry Potter and TUA, but also mainly cause youve talked to Kira and Kira is my friend adopted tumblr mom (there are a multitude over many social media thing ma jigs). sorry, i rambled, no clue why, anygay, HI IM TATO, I AM COMPLETELY BONKERS, SORRY, also, you seem really nice, baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hi tato...?

You’ve also talked to my sister right?

Emmy? Or Em? Or Emery? Whatever you call her.

You want an embarrassing picture???

@boxofsteampunkplaces and @tato-tahto here is an embarrassing Emmy story.

I can tell you guys that my sister Emmy shares a room with me for two reasons. One, we don’t have enough bedrooms in the house and we have know eachother before, and two, she’s VERY scared of the dark. Now here’s where the embarrassing story comes in. It was Emmys first week of living with our family and she was given her own room (I was given the choice of if I wanted to share a room with one of our other brothers or if I wanted to sleep somewhere else and I chose to sleep in the basement), Emmy and I had been in the orphanage together before we got adopted, but we never really talked the only thing I knew about her was that she was bisexual and was basically the “mom” of the other girls (she is really caring and will probably make a wonderful parent in her future), i was awoken to footsteps running down the basement stairs at like 1:00 in the morning. Then I heard “Lorenzo,” I just kinda stayed silent thinking it was one of my brothers trying to prank me, then I heard “Lorenzo it’s Emmy. I can’t fall asleep, my room is to dark, this is gonna sound stupid but can you help me find a nitelite or something.” I got up and helped her and walked her to her room and plugged the nitelite into the wall for her, she thanked me and started walking and a plant that was in a pot on the floor brushed her leg and she screamed, we’re talking blood curdling scream, like a scream from out of a fucking horror movie. And then she had to explain to our parents and then I now I share a room with her because she’s so scared of the dark and freaks out almost nightly.

She’s taking a nap right now but when she sees this she’ll probably do that weird squealing/purring thing she does when she reads messages from you.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Ok so when Emmy and I first met, she was a lot more outgoing (after I was adopted she was sent to a foster home and was abused so it makes sense why she’s shyer and more awkward now) and she didn’t fake an American accent yet, anyways so I was walking down one of the halls of the orphanage and happened to meet Emmy ( I had heard about her from my bunk buddy and he referred to her as “Foreign French chick”) and I just kinda said “Hi” and she full on stopped, looked me up and down and said “You’re short, you also have an accent, I’m told that accents are attractive,” I just looked at her like ‘what the fuck just happened’ and her eyes got huge and then she started rambling “oh my gosh you’re not attractive, wait That’s rude, it’s not that you’re not attractive, I just personally don’t find you very attractive.” I started laughing at her at this point and she said “Please believe me when I say that I don’t like you like that. I’m bisexual but I prefer girls.” And that’s the story of how Emmy and I first met.

First of all, why did you put half of the post in the tags

Second, what if I didn’t want to go to France with you?

I’m too emotionally drained to deal with this shit.

I have the emotional IQ of a loaf of bread.

Ok thanks for letting me know. Gotta wait for the others now though.

Ok so first thing, does any one else besides @lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto and @gayboiohio want to be tagged in the embarrassing Emmy stories and pictures?

And two, out those who are being tagged have any triggers I should know about?

Haha

This is an embarrassing Emmy picture. She was walking a friends dog in this picture.

@boxofsteampunkplaces @tato-tahto

Merry Christmas from me