Imadumpsterfireinhell - Popcorn Bitch

She’s taking a nap right now but when she sees this she’ll probably do that weird squealing/purring thing she does when she reads messages from you.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Ok so when Emmy and I first met, she was a lot more outgoing (after I was adopted she was sent to a foster home and was abused so it makes sense why she’s shyer and more awkward now) and she didn’t fake an American accent yet, anyways so I was walking down one of the halls of the orphanage and happened to meet Emmy ( I had heard about her from my bunk buddy and he referred to her as “Foreign French chick”) and I just kinda said “Hi” and she full on stopped, looked me up and down and said “You’re short, you also have an accent, I’m told that accents are attractive,” I just looked at her like ‘what the fuck just happened’ and her eyes got huge and then she started rambling “oh my gosh you’re not attractive, wait That’s rude, it’s not that you’re not attractive, I just personally don’t find you very attractive.” I started laughing at her at this point and she said “Please believe me when I say that I don’t like you like that. I’m bisexual but I prefer girls.” And that’s the story of how Emmy and I first met.

Don’t die.

LORENZO!

GROW SOME GOD DAMN BALLS AND JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY

EMMY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS SCARY OK!

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY YOU DIDNT TELL NICK THAT YOU LIKED THEM!!!

YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER BECAUSE OF AN AWKWARD YET STILL ADORABLE INTERACTION BECAUSE WE MADE A BET

Yeah, French. Did she not tell you guys that she’s French?

I already tried to make she was ok and she called me an asshole...

By the way, Emmy is currently having a breakdown in the bathroom. She's screaming in French, I don't know what to do...

Wait Emmy no

shes... screaming french?

i would make sure shes okay

One for the lads

Oh yes

You know that you would make me listen to that with you

The Musical Styling of Number Five

Oh, ok.

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

No I’m not

@boxofsteampunkplaces and @tato-tahto here is an embarrassing Emmy story.

I can tell you guys that my sister Emmy shares a room with me for two reasons. One, we don’t have enough bedrooms in the house and we have know eachother before, and two, she’s VERY scared of the dark. Now here’s where the embarrassing story comes in. It was Emmys first week of living with our family and she was given her own room (I was given the choice of if I wanted to share a room with one of our other brothers or if I wanted to sleep somewhere else and I chose to sleep in the basement), Emmy and I had been in the orphanage together before we got adopted, but we never really talked the only thing I knew about her was that she was bisexual and was basically the “mom” of the other girls (she is really caring and will probably make a wonderful parent in her future), i was awoken to footsteps running down the basement stairs at like 1:00 in the morning. Then I heard “Lorenzo,” I just kinda stayed silent thinking it was one of my brothers trying to prank me, then I heard “Lorenzo it’s Emmy. I can’t fall asleep, my room is to dark, this is gonna sound stupid but can you help me find a nitelite or something.” I got up and helped her and walked her to her room and plugged the nitelite into the wall for her, she thanked me and started walking and a plant that was in a pot on the floor brushed her leg and she screamed, we’re talking blood curdling scream, like a scream from out of a fucking horror movie. And then she had to explain to our parents and then I now I share a room with her because she’s so scared of the dark and freaks out almost nightly.

Ok thanks for letting me know. Gotta wait for the others now though.

Ok so first thing, does any one else besides @lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto and @gayboiohio want to be tagged in the embarrassing Emmy stories and pictures?

And two, out those who are being tagged have any triggers I should know about?

Sure.

Why Colorado

Why