Imadumpsterfireinhell - Popcorn Bitch

I don’t know what just happened but Emmy’s doing the weird squealing/purring thing she does when @kindawannadietbh interacts with her

Shit.

Hi.

Nothings going on.

LORENZO!

GROW SOME GOD DAMN BALLS AND JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY

EMMY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS SCARY OK!

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY YOU DIDNT TELL NICK THAT YOU LIKED THEM!!!

YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER BECAUSE OF AN AWKWARD YET STILL ADORABLE INTERACTION BECAUSE WE MADE A BET

Yeah. I’ll tag you and mouse in the stories I post.

i totally didnt just follow you cause you said your sister followed you and thats my worst nightmare. bad luck btw. anygay, it was a great decision, even though i made it two seconds ago, cause you like Harry Potter and TUA, but also mainly cause youve talked to Kira and Kira is my friend adopted tumblr mom (there are a multitude over many social media thing ma jigs). sorry, i rambled, no clue why, anygay, HI IM TATO, I AM COMPLETELY BONKERS, SORRY, also, you seem really nice, baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hi tato...?

You’ve also talked to my sister right?

Emmy? Or Em? Or Emery? Whatever you call her.

Chapstick

If you respond to this with “chapstick” then you will get an anonymous love letter/confession in your asks

I-

Chapstick, but-

Why “chapstick”?

I’m right here you guys.

Im not short

What is it?

Do I have what?

Do you have it? It’s very important, you realize.

What?

There’s nothing wrong with it. I have worse pictures. You should be glad I posted this one instead of the others.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Here’s the picture of Emmy that she hates because her hair is a mess.

You guys can see Emmy on the right (wow way to point out the obvious Lorenzo).

Yup. She’s probably gonna be waking up soon...

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

Its not Emmy's fault

I made her promise not to tell

I know it’s not her fault.

I think you’ll enjoy the story though.