Imadumpsterfireinhell - Popcorn Bitch

I’m good.

Emmy’s letting me use her laptop.

Henlo

Hi

DONT YOU FUCKING DARE!

LORENZO!

GROW SOME GOD DAMN BALLS AND JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY

EMMY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS SCARY OK!

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY YOU DIDNT TELL NICK THAT YOU LIKED THEM!!!

YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER BECAUSE OF AN AWKWARD YET STILL ADORABLE INTERACTION BECAUSE WE MADE A BET

Ok

Hi. You can call me Shorty or any nickname you can come up with that you remember. Also I think I know who you like.... nice meeting you!

Hi.

Nope.

I don’t know what just happened but Emmy’s doing the weird squealing/purring thing she does when @kindawannadietbh interacts with her

One for the lads

Yes

:O @agent-da-panda at least I didn’t tell them about when we first met. Would you rather that?

I’m right here you guys.

Im not short

Oh, ok.

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @devour-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Before being adopted Emmy was a few things that she isn’t now, extremely outgoing, really self confident, and VERY VERY flirty. I witnessed this happen from a couple feet away. Emmy went up to one of the other kids and started very heavily flirting with them. The other person just kinda stood there, not seeming to care, and she straight up yelled “God dammit! Succumb to my charm!” and walked away. I don’t know why, but that story embarrasses her A LOT!

Please don’t.

LORENZO!

GROW SOME GOD DAMN BALLS AND JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY

EMMY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS SCARY OK!

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY YOU DIDNT TELL NICK THAT YOU LIKED THEM!!!

YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER BECAUSE OF AN AWKWARD YET STILL ADORABLE INTERACTION BECAUSE WE MADE A BET