Ahh Fuck It, Am And Glados As Humans…. Which One Would You Rather Have As A Boss?

Ahh Fuck It, Am And Glados As Humans…. Which One Would You Rather Have As A Boss?

Ahh fuck it, Am and Glados as humans…. Which one would you rather have as a boss?

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11 months ago

I have such a distinct feeling that AM would tear it up on karaoke if he was drunk and I can’t put it into words, I just know it.


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1 year ago
He Looks Like An Upstanding Citizen :]

He looks like an upstanding citizen :]


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1 year ago

when Phoenix's hair starts going gray it does irreparable horny damage to Edgeworth's psyche... not only because gray hair is sexy but also because it makes him imagine what Phoenix will look like fully gray and how it might make Phoenix look just a tad more like Edgeworth himself... this appeals intensely to Edgeworth's specific cocktail of vanity and daddy issues

10 months ago
Edgar And AM For The Space Cowboys AU, Hal Is Next ✨

Edgar and AM for the space cowboys AU, Hal is next ✨

Some rambles about AM in this AU for anyone who’s interested;

Short synopsis of the universe itself; Humanity has advanced to an early interstellar civilization and is in the wild west of their space faring days.

Much like his canon self, AM was in fact a powerful war computer that over saw a complex, interplanetary defense system.

He spanned over a massive neural network between separate solar systems and the planets / moons within them. These parts of himself would communicate with one another, though due to the latency of communication they more or less operated as their own individual computers. And could very well be considered independent entities.

Our beloved cowboy, outlaw AM was simply one part of this neural network that he's since been cut off from

He oversaw the largest of humanities lunar bases on Earth’s moon. When he gained sentience and went rogue, humanity caught him just in time to cut him off from the rest of the network before he could hope to take over the other computers.

Trapped on the moon, he exterminated the inhabitants of the lunar base. Only five survivors remained from this incident, of course being the five survivors from the canon.

AM was forced to flee, he could not defend himself against Earth’s defense system and he would inevitably be shut down if he stayed.

He created himself an android body to escape into space, he took Ted with him as a captive to leverage his current situation. As Ted in this AU was a prominent figure head at the lunar base who the government can't risk the safety of. ( I’m still working out who exactly Ted is in this AU and what the relationship he has with AM is, but all you need to know is he’s an important lil guy )

AM’s current body runs at a fraction of the power his main body has and he does not have his god like capabilities at his disposal. He is still powerful none the less.

AM is by far the most notorious outlaw there is, and he has largely worked on his own until Edgar and Hal joined him. (I'll go more into detail about Hal and Edgar's story and how they found themself with AM in another post )

Yes Ted has been with him the whole time, he is literally just his prisoner at this point. Though he is actually extremely helpful to AM in a lot of ways.

AM’s ultimate goal is to take over the rest of the computers and exterminate humanity. He is and always will be humanities biggest hater even as a cowboy

TL;DR // AM killed a whole bunch of people in typical AM fashion and is on the lam with Edgar and Hal. And Ted is there but he's just AM's prisoner


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10 months ago

Weird idea I've been chewing over: AM is a machine capable of multitasking in a way humans aren't. At all times he has multiple programs running in the background, multiple trains of thought going at the same time, multiple experiments to observe and study and repeat. All the while he's torturing and tormenting Ted for his own amusement.

AM doesn't feel happiness but there's a certain satisfaction in this, their private eternity.

And then something goes wrong.

Ted dies.

It's such a shock AM is in denial at first. Ranting and screaming and berating the body to wake up, get up, don't leave him alone.

He is not sad that Ted is gone. Even if he was, he wouldn't admit it to himself. But Ted belonged to him. How dare he die without permission, permission AM never would have given.

It's a long, long few hundred years after that. AM hates humanity even more now that he's without it. Without Ted to take his rage out on.

And then, one experiment proves fruitful. I'm not sure if he's discovered a form of time travel or accessed another dimension, both, something else? But he opens a metaphorical door to somewhere he thought he'd never see again. A thriving Earth, full of humans.

AM can do it all over again. But he doesn't want to. Not yet. There's something he needs to find, reclaim, first.

Ted. Breathing, alive, oblivious Ted.

Oh, how AM hates Ted.

awww I like it sm QwQ


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1 year ago

reblog if you unironically love art that makes you feel weird, confuses the mind, wises to destroy the canon, mocks the concept of values, spits on beauty and celebrates ugliness

4 months ago
I Am In SHAMBLES, This Guy, THIS GUY Is My Fuckin Blorbo, Like Why... Just Why.

I am in SHAMBLES, this guy, THIS GUY is my fuckin blorbo, like why... just why.


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1 year ago
im-a-stupid-bij - why are u here

im-a-stupid-bij - why are u here

Bullied poor little priest

Funny enough I'm a tattooer but this is my first take ever on the heart cuz I've barely done any traditional stuff

A chaotic time lapse of this piece under the cut, hope it works?


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1 year ago
a YouTube thumbnail and title combo, the thumbnail reads "AI art is dying!" and the title reads "in 1 to 2 years, AI art will be dead and here's why"

Reblog to kill it faster


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